wrote: >* How do you feel about robots in general? Terrified, yet somehow sexually aroused and strangely hungry? > * Do you think you could engage comfortably in a friendly conversation with a robot? Yes, but it would have to be in a underwater cave some where in the Bermuda triangle and telepathically. And could we be dining on Sea turtle soup? Because, I believe that would help me be more receptive to the unusual mood created by having a conversation with artificial intelligence. > * Would you feel threatened or uncomfortable if you were to have a robot coworker? Yes, unless we were screwing. > * Would you ever befriend a robot, willingly? No, but I would for permanent financial stability. > * Could you ever find yourself being intimate with a robot? Why or why not I think I've already answered that. Because, often I'm misunderstood and quite simply put? God awful lonely. > * If a robot came up to you on the street, asking for oil or some spare batteries, would you give it to him, despite all the government programs established to help robots get back on their feet? Never, I would kick its ass, take it apart, and sell it, or trade it on the black market for money, drugs, and young minority sex slaves. Particularly, of the Asian descent, either sex. > * Should robots be allowed to walk around freely, > interacting with our human families and children? What are you fucking serious? Because that shits not funny in the least or right brother, can you dig me? > * How do you feel about robots assimilating into our society and becoming part of our regular workforce? I believe you could probably figure that one out piecing together various points made in my previous answers. > > > > * What annoys you most about the robot revolution? The robots? What are you slow? > > > > * Why do you hate robots? Jealousy mostly, but secretly because they remind me of Republican Christian white capitalist swine funded by the Jews policing the world and invading my freedoms, feeling around for more handouts. > > >Get your own, personal RISD Mail account today for only $25,000 a year at http://www.risd.edu > -- Nicholas, I pray my answers will assist you on your search. Horus8" /> wrote: >* How do you feel about robots in general? Terrified, yet somehow sexually aroused and strangely hungry? > * Do you think you could engage comfortably in a friendly conversation with a robot? Yes, but it would have to be in a underwater cave some where in the Bermuda triangle and telepathically. And could we be dining on Sea turtle soup? Because, I believe that would help me be more receptive to the unusual mood created by having a conversation with artificial intelligence. > * Would you feel threatened or uncomfortable if you were to have a robot coworker? Yes, unless we were screwing. > * Would you ever befriend a robot, willingly? No, but I would for permanent financial stability. > * Could you ever find yourself being intimate with a robot? Why or why not I think I've already answered that. Because, often I'm misunderstood and quite simply put? God awful lonely. > * If a robot came up to you on the street, asking for oil or some spare batteries, would you give it to him, despite all the government programs established to help robots get back on their feet? Never, I would kick its ass, take it apart, and sell it, or trade it on the black market for money, drugs, and young minority sex slaves. Particularly, of the Asian descent, either sex. > * Should robots be allowed to walk around freely, > interacting with our human families and children? What are you fucking serious? Because that shits not funny in the least or right brother, can you dig me? > * How do you feel about robots assimilating into our society and becoming part of our regular workforce? I believe you could probably figure that one out piecing together various points made in my previous answers. > > > > * What annoys you most about the robot revolution? The robots? What are you slow? > > > > * Why do you hate robots? Jealousy mostly, but secretly because they remind me of Republican Christian white capitalist swine funded by the Jews policing the world and invading my freedoms, feeling around for more handouts. > > >Get your own, personal RISD Mail account today for only $25,000 a year at http://www.risd.edu > -- Nicholas, I pray my answers will assist you on your search. Horus8" />
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Experimental Robot Questionaire

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 27 Oct 2003 · 9 comments

"Nicholas Martin" <nmartin@risd.edu> wrote: >* How do you feel about robots in general? Terrified, yet somehow sexually aroused and strangely hungry? > * Do you think you could engage comfortably in a friendly conversation with a robot? Yes, but it would have to be in a underwater cave some where in the Bermuda triangle and telepathically. And could we be dining on Sea turtle soup? Because, I believe that would help me be more receptive to the unusual mood created by having a conversation with artificial intelligence. > * Would you feel threatened or uncomfortable if you were to have a robot coworker? Yes, unless we were screwing. > * Would you ever befriend a robot, willingly? No, but I would for permanent financial stability. > * Could you ever find yourself being intimate with a robot? Why or why not I think I've already answered that. Because, often I'm misunderstood and quite simply put? God awful lonely. > * If a robot came up to you on the street, asking for oil or some spare batteries, would you give it to him, despite all the government programs established to help robots get back on their feet? Never, I would kick its ass, take it apart, and sell it, or trade it on the black market for money, drugs, and young minority sex slaves. Particularly, of the Asian descent, either sex. > * Should robots be allowed to walk around freely, > interacting with our human families and children? What are you fucking serious? Because that shits not funny in the least or right brother, can you dig me? > * How do you feel about robots assimilating into our society and becoming part of our regular workforce? I believe you could probably figure that one out piecing together various points made in my previous answers. > > > > * What annoys you most about the robot revolution? The robots? What are you slow? > > > > * Why do you hate robots? Jealousy mostly, but secretly because they remind me of Republican Christian white capitalist swine funded by the Jews policing the world and invading my freedoms, feeling around for more handouts. > > >Get your own, personal RISD Mail account today for only $25,000 a year at http://www.risd.edu > -- Nicholas, I pray my answers will assist you on your search. Horus8

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[10] SupremeDreamer 27-Oct-03/4:28 PM Reply
Hrmm.. the matrix research project?

PK's AI would require a bottle of rum, three joints, the mobile meth stash, a copy of this piece, since its fucking funny- the conversation will definately require spicing of this sort.

10!
[10] Bill Z Bub 27-Oct-03/5:11 PM Reply
Robosexual.
[9] earthwaterair 27-Oct-03/6:22 PM Reply
huh//? I'm not a bitch.... you recive a nine.
[n/a] horus8 › earthwaterair 27-Oct-03/6:34 PM Reply
You must have me confused for someone else. I have not used that word in years.
[8] Shuushin 27-Oct-03/7:12 PM Reply
Reminds me of the turing test (which is very topical)

Have you poked around at the transcripts from the turing tests?

Fun - they come so close, then this happens:

bot: "I like to chat with my friends, what do you like to do?"
me: "martial arts"
bot: "ouch, that hurts, don't press the keys so hard!"
me: "cute - thats actually a clever response"
bot: "Now the real truth comes out. Go on"
[splat]

Thats an actual transcript.

http://www.surrey.ac.uk/dwrc/loebner/
[8] richa › Shuushin 28-Oct-03/7:22 AM Reply
Exactly what I thought about, the turing tests.

The computer being examined as human having been created by disney.

Oh I so love their cute humour
[0] Bobjim 30-Nov-03/3:26 PM Reply
This is a purile piece of shit. So is my work, I know, but mine is intentional.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 25-Apr-04/9:51 PM Reply
Scary
[9] dancin_n_da_moonlite 25-Jan-05/11:59 AM Reply
i like this.......
-mega