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Experimental Robot Questionaire (Free verse) by horus8
"Nicholas Martin" <nmartin@risd.edu> wrote: >* How do you feel about robots in general? Terrified, yet somehow sexually aroused and strangely hungry? > * Do you think you could engage comfortably in a friendly conversation with a robot? Yes, but it would have to be in a underwater cave some where in the Bermuda triangle and telepathically. And could we be dining on Sea turtle soup? Because, I believe that would help me be more receptive to the unusual mood created by having a conversation with artificial intelligence. > * Would you feel threatened or uncomfortable if you were to have a robot coworker? Yes, unless we were screwing. > * Would you ever befriend a robot, willingly? No, but I would for permanent financial stability. > * Could you ever find yourself being intimate with a robot? Why or why not I think I've already answered that. Because, often I'm misunderstood and quite simply put? God awful lonely. > * If a robot came up to you on the street, asking for oil or some spare batteries, would you give it to him, despite all the government programs established to help robots get back on their feet? Never, I would kick its ass, take it apart, and sell it, or trade it on the black market for money, drugs, and young minority sex slaves. Particularly, of the Asian descent, either sex. > * Should robots be allowed to walk around freely, > interacting with our human families and children? What are you fucking serious? Because that shits not funny in the least or right brother, can you dig me? > * How do you feel about robots assimilating into our society and becoming part of our regular workforce? I believe you could probably figure that one out piecing together various points made in my previous answers. > > > > * What annoys you most about the robot revolution? The robots? What are you slow? > > > > * Why do you hate robots? Jealousy mostly, but secretly because they remind me of Republican Christian white capitalist swine funded by the Jews policing the world and invading my freedoms, feeling around for more handouts. > > >Get your own, personal RISD Mail account today for only $25,000 a year at http://www.risd.edu > -- Nicholas, I pray my answers will assist you on your search. Horus8

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