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Experimental Robot Questionaire (Free verse) by horus8
"Nicholas Martin" <nmartin@risd.edu> wrote:
>* How do you feel about robots in general?
Terrified, yet somehow sexually aroused and
strangely hungry?
> * Do you think you could engage comfortably
in a friendly conversation with a robot?
Yes, but it would have to be in a underwater
cave some where in the Bermuda triangle and
telepathically. And could we be dining on Sea
turtle soup? Because, I believe that would help
me be more receptive to the unusual mood created
by having a conversation with artificial intelligence.
> * Would you feel threatened or uncomfortable
if you were to have a robot coworker?
Yes, unless we were screwing.
> * Would you ever befriend a robot, willingly?
No, but I would for permanent financial stability.
> * Could you ever find yourself being intimate
with a robot? Why or why not
I think I've already answered that. Because,
often I'm misunderstood and quite simply put?
God awful lonely.
> * If a robot came up to you on the street,
asking for oil or some spare batteries, would
you give it to him, despite all the government
programs established to help robots get back on
their feet?
Never, I would kick its ass, take it apart, and
sell it, or trade it on the black market for
money, drugs, and young minority sex slaves.
Particularly, of the Asian descent, either sex.
> * Should robots be allowed to walk around freely,
> interacting with our human families and children?
What are you fucking serious? Because that shits not
funny in the least or right brother, can you dig me?
> * How do you feel about robots assimilating
into our society and becoming part of our
regular workforce?
I believe you could probably figure that one
out piecing together various points made in my
previous answers.
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> * What annoys you most about the robot revolution?
The robots? What are you slow?
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> * Why do you hate robots?
Jealousy mostly, but secretly because they remind
me of Republican Christian white capitalist swine
funded by the Jews policing the world and invading
my freedoms, feeling around for more handouts.
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--
Nicholas, I pray my answers will assist you on
your search.
Horus8
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