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Flat chested feeling by Tiggy (a welder II) (Lyric) by horus8
At some point I get an erection Somehow we’re simply losing retention (Don’t let that ever deflate your tits) As honestly for my eternal love is hind-legged I'll chose you for all that you have deflated I’m always here for your genital support Not in body, but in my true Holy report Won’t let you down in any vat of soap For love might take it’s pants down, and Pope (horus8 is #1 <The fatchicks have voted>) Can you explain what it Charlie Sheens To be my everlasting Emilio cream Complicated as it, in the 'dilio' creams (You are creamy) emotion in my untitled creamery Banger, frustration ran though my finger Found the chance to see your moment and finger (I’m sorry for that fingering) Being that I try to do my best to finger The face that is too far away to cream So tell me on how you simply kneel Miles apart from love and porn But I still know it is too teal As it floats around like a morning shit (horus8 is #1, <The Special ed polo team clinches it in the 3rd chucker>) (River under bridge X69) With my love as mere earthly Legumes To give you a lasting pair of mating Pumas But with my word I give you just dope For love might take it’s pants down, and Pope (horus8 is #1 and will invent a new potato chip eventually)

Up the ladder: Damn chickens
Down the ladder: B.F.

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.2727275
Weighted score: 5.1363635
Overall Rank: 5514
Posted: June 14, 2003 7:37 PM PDT; Last modified: June 19, 2003 9:15 AM PDT
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[10] LosT SykoPath @ 12.242.211.218 | 14-Jun-03/7:59 PM | Reply
i like that..i give it a 10....it made me laugh...alot...
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > LosT SykoPath | 19-Jun-03/9:16 AM | Reply
Well, now it'll kill you. The knew edit is out of control.
[9] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 14-Jun-03/8:03 PM | Reply
A little tungsten in cheek, no?
[n/a] daniella @ 200.68.205.112 | 14-Jun-03/9:23 PM | Reply
horus... horus... tsk tsk.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > daniella | 19-Jun-03/9:28 AM | Reply
Daniella, I know you think -=D_A=- does it better, but I would contest that with my new edit I am gaining fast. I will also go on the record as saying. I am patient, and I am nucleur, I regenerate, and have a hide of scales way beyond Mithril, the strength of ten storm giants, the blood of angels, my tongue (well boggles the imagination), and I am also very young, and an autodidact. Victory will be mine. And if not, well, I will have learned a valuable lesson then now, wouldn't I have?
[10] Jeremi @ 207.172.97.200 | 19-Jun-03/9:34 AM | Reply
As the funniest member of Poemranker, and one of the earliest (1542) I would just like to say that I am very talented and have three huge tits growing on my chambermaid.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Jeremi | 19-Jun-03/9:43 AM | Reply
I am sorry Jeremi, but I'm to lazy to scroll, I had to remove your prawning, because, well, I've been forced to type with my teeth as of late, and one has only so many.

However, I've saved the prettiest one and here it is

praune.
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