poemranker ::An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku by horus8

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An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 11 Nov 2002 · 8 comments

the english patient and tea with mussolinni inevitable rent comes once a month but i cum every day plus the sixty-nine you look great today but older than a tractor please hit the light switch a gym membership? Plus a ski trip to Aspen? thanks mr. diller

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8 comments

[9] <~> 11-Nov-02/5:52 PM Reply
again, you fuck me here in public. should i be blushing? have a nine.
[1] bxjay170 11-Nov-02/7:45 PM Reply
whats this?
[n/a] horus8 › bxjay170 12-Nov-02/9:52 AM Reply
it's how you were conceived twit...what the fuck do you think it is? unless you're 10..then i apologies ("i'm sorry") for calling you a twit. twat. look it up in your boy/girl scout handbook...jesus christ!..the nerve.
[n/a] horus8 › bxjay170 12-Nov-02/10:02 AM Reply
actually...good question. it's the hollywood shuffle! you see hollywood is controlled by the velvet maffia...especially now with ovtiz gone..barry diller and david geffen have the world by the balls, and obviously me along with it. perhaps you should catch up on reading the 'variety'(a snooty little fucked up paper that deals strictly with the entertainment field) a bit and get back with me later for another lesson...sorry for yelling earlier..it's just well...i'm fucked up emotionally these days and swinging at the fences...you know what i mean der.. ham nuts? carry on. fruitcake.
[8] brazen 12-Nov-02/4:47 AM Reply
...if you bring a girlfriend it'll be a trip for two
[4] poetandknowit 12-Nov-02/5:49 PM Reply
What if the tractor is a brand new John Deere? It just doesn't work. But Aspen just was pounded with a couple of feet of snow and opens next week. Early for the first time in years!
[10] god'swife 13-Nov-02/1:06 AM Reply
No matter how new the tractor, it still looks old. You don't need a gym membership, your skin will pop. The thing I love best about your poems (and you) is that there is no illusion more fantastic than the truth.
[7] wOrnella Mutiw 19-Jan-03/9:18 PM Reply
at least you're truthful...but no Aspen or gym membership...more like $80....for being honest here is a 7. But if you need a gym membership I can perhaps give you one...perhaps.