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An ode to my sugar daddy, but in haiku (Haiku) by horus8 the english patient
and tea with mussolinni
inevitable
rent comes once a month
but i cum every day
plus the sixty-nine
you look great today
but older than a tractor
please hit the light switch
a gym membership?
Plus a ski trip to Aspen?
thanks mr. diller
Up the ladder:
On the Swings
Down the ladder:
The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia)
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Posted: November 11, 2002 5:41 PM PST; Last modified: November 11, 2002 5:41 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.935847 Overall Rank: 1406 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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11-Nov-02/5:52 PM
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again, you fuck me here in public. should i be blushing? have a nine.
whats this?
it's how you were conceived twit...what the fuck do you think it is? unless you're 10..then i apologies ("i'm sorry") for calling you a twit. twat. look it up in your boy/girl scout handbook...jesus christ!..the nerve.
actually...good question. it's the hollywood shuffle! you see hollywood is controlled by the velvet maffia...especially now with ovtiz gone..barry diller and david geffen have the world by the balls, and obviously me along with it. perhaps you should catch up on reading the 'variety'(a snooty little fucked up paper that deals strictly with the entertainment field) a bit and get back with me later for another lesson...sorry for yelling earlier..it's just well...i'm fucked up emotionally these days and swinging at the fences...you know what i mean der.. ham nuts? carry on. fruitcake.
...if you bring a girlfriend it'll be a trip for two
What if the tractor is a brand new John Deere? It just doesn't work. But Aspen just was pounded with a couple of feet of snow and opens next week. Early for the first time in years!
No matter how new the tractor, it still looks old. You don't need a gym membership, your skin will pop. The thing I love best about your poems (and you) is that there is no illusion more fantastic than the truth.
at least you're truthful...but no Aspen or gym membership...more like $80....for being honest here is a 7. But if you need a gym membership I can perhaps give you one...perhaps.
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