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The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) (Haiku) by Mr Pig
Gazelles race, The Cheetah pursues in chase, Law of evolution.

Down the ladder: Memorial Park

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Overall Rank: 1407
Posted: February 13, 2003 6:39 AM PST; Last modified: February 13, 2003 6:39 AM PST
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[10] scitz @ 212.103.240.60 | 13-Feb-03/7:53 AM | Reply
Simplistic and beautiful.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 | 13-Feb-03/7:55 AM | Reply
What is the purpose of the third line?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 13-Feb-03/7:57 AM | Reply
do i know you?
[n/a] TanHand @ 68.14.75.96 > <~> | 13-Feb-03/1:03 PM | Reply
Isn't me.
[10] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 13-Feb-03/8:58 AM | Reply
Show your nobility Mr Pig you are stressing ZZinnia out, tell her who you are, she is not your pink little muppet, why the dedication?
[n/a] Mr Pig @ 62.105.88.10 > Caducus | 13-Feb-03/9:23 AM | Reply
In my defence Cad, no malevolence was intended it was a mere gesture of kindness for my grasp of language was enhanced by her fine work, she is stateside and I, Well I just a middle class squire from the Jade blade dales of Yorkshire.
One hopes the poem of beauty is appreciated by beauty.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.101 > Mr Pig | 13-Feb-03/9:27 AM | Reply
Look motherfucker just answer the motherfucking question.
[n/a] Mr Pig @ 62.105.88.10 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/9:34 AM | Reply
Now Now Dark Angel don't take that tone with me young man. I will answer your question but you should not swear in the forum where ladies are present. For a man who considers himself of the higher classes you should be ashamed as it is not the behaviour I would expect from an intelligent man like yourself.
[n/a] Mr Pig @ 62.105.88.10 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/9:46 AM | Reply
haiku's are an primarily an appreciation of nature. All one was trying to say was that is A law of evolution that Cheetahs hunt Gazelle's, that they are superior in speed, the nature of certain carnivores can be as beautiful as the physical herbivores, in this case the gazelle, (a completely useless animal that smells repugnant and is actually more likely to bite you on a safari in the serengeti than a reclusive cheetah who is more worried about his cubs being meaninglessly slayed by the lazy lion).
It is also a law of evolution that animals copy humans, one of the only aspects even the most highly evolved species have not been able to copy though is QUEING UP.

I sincerely hope my answer is sufficient, and that I have bored you so much you cant stop yawning, which is advantageous because while your yawning, your not swearing.

You remind me of me as a young whip my boy, lets get on, theirs no need to call me a mother fucker, my mother died 10 years ago God rest her soul, so she's hardly up for it my boy now is she?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.96 > Mr Pig | 13-Feb-03/11:18 AM | Reply
Mr Pig (if that is your real name),

In my previous fucking comment, I was referring to the motherfucking question posed by the fucker known as Caducus. Do you fucking understand how the cocking indentation of a comment relates to its place in the hierarchy of the discussion? Obviously not. Now get the shitting-fuck out of my sight and go and think about what it is that you have done. Good day to you, Sir!
[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/5:26 PM | Reply
I love it when you squeek like a dolphin hooked up to wirtes. It's sexy.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 14-Feb-03/8:38 AM | Reply
You, my superman-haircutted young chum, seem to have missed the point.
[n/a] Mr Pig @ 62.105.88.10 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 14-Feb-03/5:20 AM | Reply
Not true Dark, Caducus had no third line in any of his comments so I suggest you find an abacasse because your comment is bunkum.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.97 > Mr Pig | 14-Feb-03/7:04 AM | Reply
Are you completely insane!? Your inability to grasp absolutely anything at all is amazing! And hilarious! Great work if it's deliberate. But let's face facts: it is not.

Let me begin to explain with an introduction to elementary Comment Indentation Theory (you will require a basic knowledge of Set Theory if you wish to continue):

When you see a collection of comments structured in the following way:

-CommentA
---CommentB
-----CommentC

then, the domain of CommentB is CommentA. And the domain of CommentC is the union of CommentA with CommentB. Do you see?

So, the domain, D, of my "Look motherfucker just answer the motherfucking question" comment is the union of your comment that starts "In my defence Cad..." with Caducus' comment in which he asks you to identify yourself and explain the dedication. In particular, my comment concerning the meaning of the third line OF YOUR POEME is not in D! That means that the question I was asking you to answer must have been the question posed by Caducus. Christ, you're confused. Especially about the spelling of abacus.
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > Mr Pig | 13-Feb-03/11:13 AM | Reply
yorkshire is lovely, as i remember it. the stone...well, everything...very appealing to me. actually, the only time i felt the presence of a higher power on this earth, the only time i felt as thought organized religion might be onto something other than control and mass submission, i was standing on the flags in yorkminster cathedral. the sun was shattering across the stones, and the clock was chiming, and i felt SOMETHING. for once. in my life. and it felt good.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.96 > <~> | 13-Feb-03/11:29 AM | Reply
I also felt something in Yorkminster Cathedral. Something that had appeared, rather mysteriously, in my breeches . It did not feel good. But I know I felt SOMETHING. Maybe it was the baby Jesus?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/11:48 AM | Reply
maybe. did your cacky pants have any straw in them? did they reek of frankinsence or myrrh? was it GOLD???? did baby Jesu leave a GOLDEN NUGGET in your knickers>????
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > <~> | 14-Feb-03/8:39 AM | Reply
YEAH
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 14-Feb-03/8:43 AM | Reply
dude, that ROCKS!!!!!
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.8.98 > <~> | 14-Feb-03/8:46 AM | Reply
Actually, it ROLLED. Down my leg and into the minister's private oubliette.
[n/a] TanHand @ 68.14.75.96 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/1:03 PM | Reply
Ha ha no it was a mutated yorkshire pudding made in a muffin tin
[n/a] TanHand @ 68.14.75.96 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 13-Feb-03/1:04 PM | Reply
Toad in the hole ha ha ha
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.235.45 > <~> | 13-Feb-03/1:13 PM | Reply
You came to Yorkshire to feel something and you didn't think to feel Yorkshire most awesome spire? What where you doing with your time?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 13-Feb-03/1:19 PM | Reply
d-r-i-n-k-i-n-g a-l-e.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.235.45 > <~> | 13-Feb-03/1:38 PM | Reply
b-l-a-c-k S-h-e-e-p----------------------?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 13-Feb-03/1:58 PM | Reply
i don't recall. i had so many good ales. we lunched at the black bull in haworth. good beer. good jacket potatoes.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.235.45 > <~> | 13-Feb-03/2:03 PM | Reply
Thats Bradistan not York!
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 13-Feb-03/2:10 PM | Reply
see what comes of too much ale? i can't remember where we ate in york, then. we stayed at lancaster university. there was a pub in town called the penny barrel, or the penny bank, or something...
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > ==Doylum | 13-Feb-03/2:11 PM | Reply
we travelled around a lot. and drank ale a lot.
[n/a] Mr Pig @ 62.105.88.10 > <~> | 14-Feb-03/5:25 AM | Reply
Yes my dear, yorkshire is beautiful and i am so pleased an American visited somewhere other than London, I hope you found your heathcliff my mellifluent Cathy, a Wild Zzinnia amongst other flowers of Yorkshires finest.
I say, what a delightful thought.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.235.45 > Mr Pig | 13-Feb-03/1:14 PM | Reply
Blades as in Sean Bean country?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.235.45 > ==Doylum | 13-Feb-03/1:23 PM | Reply
why did this end up down here when it was supposed to be up there?
Sort it nentwhinger.
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.213.72 > ==Doylum | 28-Feb-03/5:36 AM | Reply
Well?

Bumface
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.152.141 > ==Doylum | 28-Feb-03/7:03 AM | Reply
oh bumface overere. Oh the ed. PAss us the ball you fuckin numpty
Well Blades as in Sean BEan or not?
Huh?
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[7] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 13-Feb-03/9:49 AM | Reply
I like the 3,7,6... but we all know that gazelles and cheetah are poor examples to show the extremne contours of evolution mr. pige... perhaps you'd have better luck using penises and volcanoes, or sink holes and vulvas.
[10] Caducus @ 195.93.48.172 | 13-Feb-03/10:57 AM | Reply
Heres a 9 its pretty good yo, but tell me, did you eat all the pies? is that why your a spit roaster?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 13-Feb-03/11:15 AM | Reply
thank you for the haiku.
[n/a] deleted user @ 67.84.174.185 | 20-Feb-03/9:11 PM | Reply
is zzinnia a gazelle or a cheetah? a grazer or a cheater? a flower or a peter?
[n/a] ==Doylum @ 62.64.152.141 | 28-Feb-03/6:29 AM | Reply
well?
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