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The Cheetah (dedicated to zzinnia) (Haiku) by Mr Pig

Gazelles race, The Cheetah pursues in chase, Law of evolution.

Mr Pig 13-Feb-03/9:46 AM
haiku's are an primarily an appreciation of nature. All one was trying to say was that is A law of evolution that Cheetahs hunt Gazelle's, that they are superior in speed, the nature of certain carnivores can be as beautiful as the physical herbivores, in this case the gazelle, (a completely useless animal that smells repugnant and is actually more likely to bite you on a safari in the serengeti than a reclusive cheetah who is more worried about his cubs being meaninglessly slayed by the lazy lion).
It is also a law of evolution that animals copy humans, one of the only aspects even the most highly evolved species have not been able to copy though is QUEING UP.

I sincerely hope my answer is sufficient, and that I have bored you so much you cant stop yawning, which is advantageous because while your yawning, your not swearing.

You remind me of me as a young whip my boy, lets get on, theirs no need to call me a mother fucker, my mother died 10 years ago God rest her soul, so she's hardly up for it my boy now is she?




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