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Fraternity hazing the sheepdog (Free verse) by horus8
<chookie, chookie, chookie> Here's some milk to go with your cookies. No, Settle down, just calm the fuck down. But Sir they're embedded in my cavity. Should we send in the boys from the 100 and 33 and a .25? NOOOOOO! GOOD GOD MAN, AND lose the element of suprise!? Son I don't know who brought you up, but the fact stands that you can't shave the sheep dog. I forbid it. We will however let you <chookie, chookie, chookie> [Fraternity hazing is illegal and degrading, so don't ] Dark iron howitzer big gun, BIG HARD STEEL TUBE SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH! and the boys all go hooray And the sheep dog barked balder then a mascot should The lamb stood there dead already, but too scared to fall over yet, Then I whispered in it's ear and it jumped the fence of our minds so we all slept like baby baby babies and cried a little too. Thee end.

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