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Fraternity hazing the sheepdog (Free verse) by horus8
<chookie, chookie, chookie>
Here's some milk to go with your cookies.
No, Settle down, just calm the fuck down.
But Sir they're embedded in my cavity.
Should we send in the boys from the 100 and 33 and a .25?
NOOOOOO! GOOD GOD MAN, AND lose the element of
suprise!? Son I don't know who brought you up,
but the fact stands that you can't shave the
sheep dog. I forbid it. We will however let you
<chookie, chookie, chookie>
[Fraternity hazing is illegal and degrading, so don't ]
Dark iron howitzer big gun, BIG HARD STEEL TUBE
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH!
and the boys all go hooray
And the sheep dog barked balder then a mascot should
The lamb stood there dead already,
but too scared to fall over yet,
Then I whispered in it's ear
and it jumped the fence of our minds
so we all slept like baby baby babies
and cried a little too.
Thee end.
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