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How to audition for a cereal ad (Haiku) by horus8
Nude below the waste Put your penis in the bowl, and hope for the best. But if you're a girl? be prepared to use a straw, and advanced yoga.
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Arithmetic Mean: 7.75
Weighted score: 5.7395887
Overall Rank: 1832
Posted: November 24, 2003 4:23 PM PST; Last modified: November 24, 2003 4:23 PM PST
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[10] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.252.72 | 24-Nov-03/4:30 PM | Reply
The milk was cold and deep, wasn't it? and you thought you would be speaking. lol.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.116.54 > INTRANSIT | 24-Nov-03/5:14 PM | Reply
lol.
[10] Don-Quixote @ 204.31.165.145 | 24-Nov-03/5:29 PM | Reply
Oi.. this is now my favorite haiku- next to the stoner series.

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.116.54 > Don-Quixote | 24-Nov-03/6:54 PM | Reply
OI!
[10] Don-Quixote @ 204.31.166.172 > <{Baba^Yaga}> | 24-Nov-03/7:11 PM | Reply
aussie friends, thankfully I haven't started using the word "mate".

[oh, and oxy-masks then ???? - bastage.. my crumpet is goin bonkers deciphering that comment.]

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