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How to audition for a cereal ad

by horus8

Member since 2002 · Posted 24 Nov 2003 · 5 comments

Nude below the waste Put your penis in the bowl, and hope for the best. But if you're a girl? be prepared to use a straw, and advanced yoga.

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[10] INTRANSIT 24-Nov-03/4:30 PM Reply
The milk was cold and deep, wasn't it? and you thought you would be speaking. lol.
[n/a] Bachus › INTRANSIT 24-Nov-03/5:14 PM Reply
lol.
[10] Don-Quixote 24-Nov-03/5:29 PM Reply
Oi.. this is now my favorite haiku- next to the stoner series.

[n/a] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Don-Quixote 24-Nov-03/6:54 PM Reply
OI!
[10] Don-Quixote › <{Baba^Yaga}> 24-Nov-03/7:11 PM Reply
aussie friends, thankfully I haven't started using the word "mate".

[oh, and oxy-masks then ???? - bastage.. my crumpet is goin bonkers deciphering that comment.]