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Why my cock attracts idiots (Other) by horus8
Some of you poets might be asking yourselves...how in the hell does Jeremi attract so many idiots to his cock? (current girlfriend excluded because she's special like Mary) Answer? Pure fucking bad luck and skill.. see..it's like trolling for striper...you have to be patient.. First, i drop ten hits of acid. Second, i get naked on a freeway over pass. Third, i flex my ass, and my mind. Fourth, i enjoy the sounds of the twenty car pile up Fifth, Pick the ones that come and see if i'm alright.. ha ha. All of you 'thinking' peers of mine... you have my permission to burn my cock at the stake..preferably.. as soon as possible. Before more come and we're forced to figure out what exactly went wrong with the development of my butt muscles and penis.. thank you for your time and attention to this most perplexing of spiritual conditions i need a PRIEST and apparently a good long range electric cattle prod.

Up the ladder: power
Down the ladder: Bitter as Wormwood

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.3636365
Weighted score: 5.681818
Overall Rank: 1991
Posted: September 18, 2002 1:10 AM PDT; Last modified: January 24, 2003 1:57 PM PST
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[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.115.59 | 24-Jan-03/4:47 PM | Reply
Ding dong the witch is dead.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 > Shardik | 25-Jan-03/1:04 AM | Reply
Odds are if you've gotten this far past the poem, you too, are an idiot..i myself am going to go out on a limb here and say that i am THE KING OF THE IDIOTS!!!!!!!!<but alas the hall is empty, and only a sole cricket is heard farting on the second tier, i have been fearfully..abandoned...yes..abandoned once again, but seriously wounded 'this' time in my hearte and sole...well, only one thing to do now YES..RIGHT POETRY ABOUT IT ALL AND HEAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!let the healing begin, amen..let the healing begin..aye men[you have to be hearing the marching band by this time right?]]
[n/a] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 > horus8 | 25-Jan-03/8:53 AM | Reply
I love it!
[4] famenglory @ 151.205.195.149 | 24-Jan-03/5:50 PM | Reply
ummm haha(?)
[10] god'swife @ 209.179.134.162 | 25-Jan-03/11:40 AM | Reply
You are the unfortunate victim of great looks, great energy, and an intriguing mind. Everybody wants you, it's true, and you have no boundries. You are a PRIEST you just refuse to take your place at the altar. it's so very hard to say no, there's no fun in it. Time to post a poem for you.
[10] deleted user @ 64.12.96.237 | 25-Jan-03/6:41 PM | Reply
lol, it's great, if i could vote better then a 10 i would, lol :)
[7] nentwined @ 66.92.183.34 | 26-Jan-03/8:31 AM | Reply
lol! asl! I am a mockery of mocking myself mocking mockery? 7.
[7] nugit15 @ 68.23.208.79 | 19-May-03/9:38 PM | Reply
you are a strange bird. i like your work.
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