A ballerina bubble bath

I love to watch the young girls dance from my window. Observing through my telescope as a man of leisure. Clearly, not your average bored voyeur by any ordinary means. You see I have a job to do here & it's murder. My problem is not that I'm a pervert, or a psychopath. Only that I need a ballerina when I take a bubble bath. Stemming from this dream of me 'nuding' in a birdbath. 'Nuding' is getting naked with a motive by a window. Someplace easily visible, to lure you your own psycho, but not forced nudity, more at one's pace & leisurity. That, coupled by the fact I'm anal retentive, is murder in the first degree, but made to seem quite ordinary. I know it's a tremendous burden being so extraordinary when it comes to discovering new components for my bath. Cleaning, and grooming, would be useless without murder. There's just too much inspiration outside of my window. Begging to be shown a thrilling kill, set by my leisure. I will rewrite the definition of the West's best psycho. I am out to create the most lethal invisible Neopsycho, the world has ever tried to pigeonhole as unordinary. The pleasure of dying for me? Is a vacation of leisure. Kind of like how I feel after a ballerina bubble bath. Everyone’ll pay to let me see 'them' through my window. We can even sell tickets to my dinner shows of murdero. I know what you're thinking, "What's with him & murder?" Maybe this guy is really a "Sociopath or a real psycho?" Because, I can read minds through bars, flesh, or window, & I can turn your last days alive into something ordinary. With a gift horse's mouth, beware my tempting bubble baths. I want you to be drawn in, but only if you come leisurely. Passive aggressive manipulation accommodates leisure. My best asset's when it comes to the art form of murder. I often go through many ballerinas for a proper bath, and this by all means is the joy of being a psychopath. The immense pride taken in being so normal & ordinary. That & having so many beautiful clean rearview windows. Such is this life of leisure behind every great psychopath. A perfect murder should always be slow, simple and ordinary Take a chance on a ballerina's last dance, and bubble bath.