Re: INDECENCY by TanHand	16-Feb-03/3:55 PM
Is it just me, or are you setting new boundaries for the term 'the one eyed mahout was a lonely wacko?' my favourite part was "[fat]" my choad buzzed than fairy-moaned.
Re: a comment on Run Forest! Run... by Bachus	15-Feb-03/1:31 PM
Chirping! Chirpinal! Chirpitive!
Re: a comment on Cupid promised me, Nadine by Shardik	14-Feb-03/3:57 PM
lest it's her honey, and he's the humming bird sipper.
Re: a comment on While mining in Tanzania by Bachus	13-Feb-03/4:56 PM
So, basically my ebola limericks have your aids limericks chirped. I tried to warn you that aids was out and ebola was in, but you're too busy counting icicles.
Re: Mebi by ==Doylum	12-Feb-03/6:03 PM
BACHIAN SWAGGER AWARDE, along with a bag of chirpes and a crease for your chino's. Did you know i went to Chino high. too. nice pants10!o
Re: "last needle" by nolan	12-Feb-03/5:59 PM
"and you desire for something more, something real" r. the only thing you've shot up is jello off of some lesbian sorority chick's one good tit. shame really. What a waste.
Re: Superman VS. The Stairs by TanHand	12-Feb-03/5:55 PM
Do you realize that i am the only one that loves you and votes on your 'worke'? Thanks for the recipe and the paintings by the way... it's raining here see, and i'm sullen. chirpe. " Of urine and grab bars " ace! by the way i drink my own semen when practicing magicke chirptuals, and was my beautiful face with my own urine too... Mae West, taught me how.8.
Re: staring by moonlight_sky	12-Feb-03/5:49 PM
My hoof will tell your face... right after i beat you senseless with a head of kale (the equivalent to being beaten with a head of lettuce, but with more calcium). beware.
Re: The Eye by Enki	12-Feb-03/2:31 PM
The elephant man, without oldman.
Re: a comment on The unlucky Janitor haikus by Bachus	11-Feb-03/12:35 PM
They showcase, but hardly what you think. Plaid is for overpaid interior designers with weak bladders and divinity complexes. by the way.
Re: a comment on Raw boy chiva by horus8	8-Feb-03/6:49 PM
Spectacular composition by the way..like wagner after a lobodomy and botched sex change operation. Resting easy though in the comfort of affordable good jewish therapy, and a good shabbas.
Re: Exsqueeze Me? Baking Powder? by Yardbird	8-Feb-03/6:41 PM
I would just call this baking powder. is mucho funny, que no?!
Re: Senses by lunar	4-Feb-03/9:04 PM
that's funny. everytime you re-edit this some one comes along and goes 0. so 0! chiRPE! i have chirps in my sole, yes a need to chirpe from deep withyne.?
Re: Harry Potter and the philosophers stone by ==Doylum	4-Feb-03/8:59 PM
"it helps YEE if you're queer" showoff. barely. I did care for chutney flicking sidekicks, but i was over that qite quickle-ry. care for a quickle?
Re: The Grapes of Wrath by ==Doylum	4-Feb-03/8:50 PM
"I can see the problems shining in the flaring 'helmet' lamps" fool. the cuban heel gladly earns you many chained ten year olds though. enjoy. 9.
Re: Mislead by PK	4-Feb-03/8:26 PM
I draw a bead from up high in my cliff side perch. The sun is sweltering and blasting my eyes cruel like. a little closer..damnit, as sweat is stinging my sore chapped lips... just a bit *crack* cha chink ba chink ker *ack*. a confused horse with an empty saddle and a wilting and tumbling head of kale are all that's sadly left. my work is done here. i put my new 30 od self re-chirping kale gun with cell phone coimpatibility back in it'd photosynthetic recharger, mount my palfrey and depart into the crimson and burnt umber dipping orb(the sun) whilst whistling a sullen ballad nonetheless in G chirpe. another day, another bounty, and i'm none the wiser....dewwy ewewy ewe dew ewe ew. dew dew dewey dew dew dew dewey dew. that's just the big chirpe on my shoulders talking there people coupled by the experience of my clovered hooves.
Re: a comment on Run Forest! Run... by Bachus	3-Feb-03/7:08 PM
The other day whilst traversing a pothole invested road. My car began making a strange and wispy chirp. Immediately I thought of our days together, and all of those insightful picnics at the lake. i wept openly. Then i chirped along with it. For you.
Re: Slow motion by INTRANSIT	2-Feb-03/8:25 PM
Have they named those microcosmed minature snow towns in the shake up see through glass globes yet?
Re: a comment on One Moment to the Other (v2) by nentwined	2-Feb-03/8:09 PM
No, but apparently your face does.
Re: a comment on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos	2-Feb-03/8:06 PM
>I say ole man, good to see you an all that... tea?<