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Harry Potter and the philosophers stone (Haiku) by ==Doylum
Prey do tell
what magik~';* spell
or loutish misappropriater
could weave a verse
to tell the curse
of poor young HAIRY BOTTER?
Unfortunately
being nough but knave i have no simple answer
my vocal chords are old and brok
i've done caught have Haiku cancer
come on now, Helter skelter, Helter skelter, Helter skelter, yeah
nevertheless
I'll get back to the Botter
He goes back to the top
where he turns and he yerns
and he gets to the bottom
and he does in again
yea yea yeah yeah
Soulful sage
ten time his age
to fill the missing whole
an alchemist
limp of wrist
speaks to all the flamin angels
turn coal
to gold?
indeede my dear
take one philosophers pole
stuff in coelhole
it helps if you are queer
to this end
does botter bend
chutney sandwich sharer
hair everywhere
except round there
tight white t-shirt wearer
gay bum play?
bend which way?
The horsy or his boy?
philosophers bone?
he sould have known
Of awful Midas' ploy
Sun doth shines
from behind
He parts - a Silver Chair
vital organs pink and pale
alchmists penis pump, return mail
Squeeze a nugget out my dear
***********Coming Soon**************
Hairy botter and his secret chamber
Where Hairy reveals his shiny secret to his
ginger chutney side kick, and his ginger
chutney side kicks ginger chutney side kick.
*****************&****************
Hairy botter and the Furry Cup
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Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Weighted score: 4.0000453
Overall Rank: 13380
Posted: February 4, 2003 8:07 AM PST; Last modified: February 4, 2003 8:07 AM PST
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Please do help and show me the error of my ways