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Harry Potter and the philosophers stone (Haiku) by ==Doylum

Prey do tell what magik~';* spell or loutish misappropriater could weave a verse to tell the curse of poor young HAIRY BOTTER? Unfortunately being nough but knave i have no simple answer my vocal chords are old and brok i've done caught have Haiku cancer come on now, Helter skelter, Helter skelter, Helter skelter, yeah nevertheless I'll get back to the Botter He goes back to the top where he turns and he yerns and he gets to the bottom and he does in again yea yea yeah yeah Soulful sage ten time his age to fill the missing whole an alchemist limp of wrist speaks to all the flamin angels turn coal to gold? indeede my dear take one philosophers pole stuff in coelhole it helps if you are queer to this end does botter bend chutney sandwich sharer hair everywhere except round there tight white t-shirt wearer gay bum play? bend which way? The horsy or his boy? philosophers bone? he sould have known Of awful Midas' ploy Sun doth shines from behind He parts - a Silver Chair vital organs pink and pale alchmists penis pump, return mail Squeeze a nugget out my dear ***********Coming Soon************** Hairy botter and his secret chamber Where Hairy reveals his shiny secret to his ginger chutney side kick, and his ginger chutney side kicks ginger chutney side kick. *****************&**************** Hairy botter and the Furry Cup

lastobelus 13-Mar-03/10:24 AM
one 9 worth of delicious absurdity.




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