Re: Guilt by Freethinker1602	26-Feb-03/1:32 PM
The title? "How to say absolutely nothing in 36 seconds."
Re: Ode to Chicken Kiev by bunniesnangels	26-Feb-03/1:25 PM
Quite humorus.
Re: The Fate of the Gilt by OneFingerAnswer	26-Feb-03/1:22 PM
Stylus.
Re: a comment on More from unlucky janitors by Bachus	26-Feb-03/1:14 PM
omgnoeyemaloon
Re: a comment on Her bloody diamonds by Bachus	26-Feb-03/10:09 AM
Thanks for the ass-hat, by the way, i thought it a noun worth stealing and using quickly.
Re: Everyday Implied But Never Declared by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/12:40 PM
Congradulations! See, that wasn't so tough.
Re: REALITY by NewbieMe	22-Feb-03/12:37 PM
What makes this a superior poem is the fact that it burns with the anti poem identity of the new young poetically devoid movement out of a small sandusky ohio church's lawn mower shack. Now, as my friend james would say "out the window with it".
Re: A prayer for my mum by Mr Pig (again)	22-Feb-03/12:32 PM
Well if that doesn't prove that you are not me, nothing will. Because i hate my mum, and last saw her at five (for8mnths) then at 21 for (3 mnths) but she left me and my dad when i was 9 months old, and then my father went to prison for 16 years. thank god for grandmas and kind aunts huh? But sounds like you and your mom got along, ah it is interesting that apparently we share a similiarity in movie and music taste or art or culinery feastings, i guess that is so rare it makes us the same? lol. Your poetry reeks of Great Britian the isle of man and white. why people can't see that. who knows. you are either older and well traveled, having a great and refined grasp of the written word, or you are Tarquin la bog, ha just kidding? but you don't have the young urban chisel chest of poor white trash mid west america like i almost do.lol. great poem. but i hate moms normally. i will let your's slide. 8
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand	22-Feb-03/12:19 PM
___ do you chase your tail so? ___ would you send me this e-mail? *** could you do that from under a desk in the mailroom for country music? *** could you refer me to people i have no interest in meeting through you? ___ = Why *** = How I did this because I really don't wan't the answers to these questions that i've aleady answered with or without your input, presense, or feedback. The police said that if i wanted them to, they could give you a call because of the new stalking laws in california, because i let them listen to the phone message you left me last night, but that's all they can do is call you and tell you to stop, but we all got a great chuckle out of the message thanks. if you step on my property though. You will go to jail. Also, i will be taking the time today to block you from emailing me, granted that's pointless because you could open a new account, and that's the same with my cell unfortunately, but dr.s say it's good to go through those motions to let the disturb person that is attempting to hurt you or love you, know that you are serious. So please stop trying to contact me. I am serious
Re: a comment on THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL by TanHand	22-Feb-03/12:05 PM
I count three of me James, how do you fair?
Re: Your word's hurt, only you. by horus8	20-Feb-03/9:03 PM
This is Metaphysics. something you can't erase as easily as your past.now all mine to play with. The power of your words losing their virginity and turning into the inevitable sign that says 'no vacancy'. I love macs. 20-Feb-03, 07:00 PM From the picture you send me of Nadine, looks like she is the only one shopping at K Mart...and please do something with her hair and her face...haha.... Someone who always judges people on the way they look and look at who you are with... YOu are a fucking joke. Reply X horus8 20-Feb-03, 07:23 PM Why oh lord when i'm on 'vail' (a term thast jesus is not familiar with) don't they love me too. is it my future wife's mullet... is it my kmart shopping sprees.. i fear it's the jokes i tell lord...the unfunny ones about my evil ways with the brown holes and not the off pink ones. it must be my judging of judges who are judging judge judy. perhaps it's the last pudding container in my vegetable crisper. oh lord fill my love seat (tight tan ass) with the holiest of spirits and bring salve, please. Reply X Ornella Muti 20-Feb-03, 07:10 PM You're a liar. Why did you tell me you got a commercial? What's the point of lying to me? So you look cool. Please, once again, quite pathetic. I know you're dirt poor. Looking at your wife's mullet it's self evident. So when are you gonna suck some dick? Let me know. I can refer you to some wealthy gay men. I'll collect 10%. Ciao bisexlual lover. Reply X horus8 20-Feb-03, 07:17 PM Why oh lord must i get the big pay back... is not my homosexuality and blatant drug addictions and life of nomadic instability without parents not enough?...oh lord, must i be swallowed by herman Melvilles fat assed wicked step daughter's fish too...will they come and remove my microwave and juicer sweet lordy... do they know that last week i came close to getting three commercials just like the week before that and the week before that? why was i a bad boy sweet jesus.? why did i feed the stray mutt? i would repent, but i'm in to much pain too... notice how hard it is for me to even write my thoughts...lord when you made me the evil one why did you not tell me that i would be getting the big rock hard drug coated pay backs, oh lovely god... was it the beauty of my tight buns...the whiteness of my dense perfect smirk...i want you to know lordy..nothing has changed here? in fact i'm getting ten extra channels on tv and my mail is delivered dry and not wet, my hamock is even swinging slower but i know that the pain is there somewhere...with my missing furniture..the pain is in my lonely...loveseat. it has been laid on while i was...sleeping, now my chairs stained and just a mess, and i feel a tear a brewing. my peccavi's were selfish, just like yours sweet jesu. i fear my loveseat is now ruinedu Reply X Ornella Muti 20-Feb-03, 07:33 PM I hate you more than anything, and I fucking don't want to talk to you anymore. But I am sure you can discuss metaphysics with Nadine. Don't forget to think of me whne you make love to her (like you used to say) Farewell lover, TR Reply X horus8 20-Feb-03, 07:46 PM I have never discussed metaphysics with you or her. why would that interest me? a hamster can't be taught to think like a bird. they do not sing...they run in wheels. i hope your farewell is excrusciatingly pleasant, and you would of course be the last person i thought of while making love. even settle dressed up like my mother would cross my mind before that would (use to say? by the way...Nadines not from Texas (lol), can you imagine how long me and her laughed at your message the other day (where did you get texas? we don't even know anyone in texas, she's from e. la, genius..we both just looked at eachother and then laughed for hours i actually have to thank you...we are closer now)... i have told her everything. today, i even auditioned for miller geniune draft...i've always thought of myself as more of a miller guy anyway. So... that all said. Game over. you lose. Really there were no winners or losers just a soiled loveseat and an eviction notice. Reply X horus8 20-Feb-03, 07:48 PM And just like that life goes on, and yes tanya getting over you was as easy as getting on top of you. farewell.
Re: Perversions 6: Judgement Day by razorgrin	19-Feb-03/12:32 PM
Wacka wacka wacka SWAGGER AWARDE. 10!
Re: a comment on Brainy Smurf by Bachus	18-Feb-03/11:17 AM
And people think i don't make any sense? Could you fucking be a little more cryptic my dogs head isn't cocked to the left enough. Now are you saying i am a smurf that i want to fuck a smurf or that i'm a blue midget(from holding my breath in anticipation) with an inkling affinity for cartoons about the same trend?
Re: Happy Kid by ThoughtfulSoul	17-Feb-03/2:21 PM
Wow... a two chested happy kid. that's fucking racist... 11!
Re: THE NO NO by Garrett S Sexton	17-Feb-03/2:19 PM
Hey! high five, up high, down low. CAMEL-TOE.
Re: a comment on Brainy Smurf by Bachus	16-Feb-03/8:17 PM
No, really...no offense, but i'm not mr, pig. ask him. And i'm not trying to insult you. the only person that was insulted here was my cousin and settle this haiku has nothing to do with you other than the fact that settle (tanhand) that it was funny, so i merged him brainysmurf and my cousin into one poem (she's only ten, but she's still smart) your last name isn't handrinos and this poem has nothing to do with you. me and settle having ben going back and forth on this for a week now. sorry, as usual you just show up assuming shit. there are other poets here named jeremi in fact settle has a synonym named jeremi. that's his deal along with his morphing of your first name and my last. sorry, but you're wrong, and as for your neck and bruises, could you please keep your comments in your own world i really don't need them here. if it was your last name, granted but it's not, so the only one who sounds desperate and ridiculous is you. sorry... to be blunt, but i really don't have time to entertain the needy.
Re: a comment on Impossibilities, and Marvel Comical Heroes. by Bachus	16-Feb-03/5:26 PM
funny story actually, highschool in michigan, the silver surfer was my gimick... i would do this one footed silver surfer stance and kind of point in the hall like a weather rooster. it was very ballerina like. it would make my friends laugh for hours because only we knew what i was pointing at and looking for (it looked like a figure skater laying forward swanning)(i was a gymnast see, flexible)
Re: a comment on Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage	16-Feb-03/4:50 PM
damn.
Re: Small Teeth in a Glass Bowl by Fear of Garbage	16-Feb-03/4:18 PM
you're are remarkably gifted mr. moist hope you enjoyed my vilanelle yesterday. Now back to poetry. This is a gem. Even if you were aiming it in all kinds of silly positions. i quite enjoyed it. SWAGGER AWARDE BACHIAN CHICKY CHAW WICK WICK WAH! 10.
Re: SHADOWS OF DARKNESS by TanHand	16-Feb-03/3:57 PM
"I feel an urge to build a marble city" lol. i second that notion. i'll engineer the aqueduct and the pilgrimage.