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THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL

by TanHand

Member since 2003 · Posted 21 Feb 2003 · Edited 30 Mar 2003 · 37 comments

. ____ ___ _______ _______ ___ __ ____ __________ || \\// \\|| ||\\//|||| \Y/ \\||\ |||| //| || \\ ||_/(( ))|== || \/ ||||_//|=||||\\||||<<||== ||_// || \\_//||___|| |||| \\| |||| \|||| \\|___|| \\ __ _____ _ _____ __ ___ __________ (( \| \\ //// || ||// \\|| \\ || | \\||== )X((( ||==||||=||||_// || \_))|___// \\\\__|| |||| |||| \\ || _ __ _ ___ /// / ,'/ /_ ) | V / // ,'c' F I N A L |_,'() //() (___7 Dostoyevsky _. | / | ,' | . Settle...........,Zzinia66 ,' _, Bachus .' | / \ ,'_.-' . || | | .'Lord Ganus -' | |`. / | | | || / Godswife. / | | \ / | | / _--''`. | | | / | | / .' \ | | `. / | | ,' | \ | | | / | | / \...-Ornella Muti | \ \ / | | / | | | | | \ < | | / | | | | | \ | | | / ,- Sylvia Bravo | '. \ | | |/ _,-' . | | | | \ | | .' _,-' | | | | '. \ | | ' ,,' | | | | | \ '. | Horus8' | | | | | \ | | | | PoetandKnowit | / | ' | | | / / | Tarquin de la Bog -----------+--+- Nicholas Jones / / | | \ | | . / / | | | Baba Yaga|.__ | / / | | '. | | `--.._ | ' / '. | | | | nentwined / littleangelmaria | | | ,- | | / ( . .| | | | _.-' | | / | | | | | Bill Z. Bub|,' ' | / \ | | | | | | ` | | / | | | | | | | \ | | / | | | | \ BobJim | `. | | / | / | | '. | | '. | | / | | |Orangeprawne | | \ .' ==Doylum | | | | .' | \ | . '.| | | | | \ | | | | | | | \| | || thepinkbunnyofdoom | `. | |\ | . | |`. | | | | | ' | \ | / | | | _,. ATHENA | \ | | | | |,,.--'' \ | \ | | | | ,--'| \ | `' | )Poetie ..|...............:......|... Poemwanker | | -..._|_ | | ,' | | | `'--Blade \ | / -. | | | '-. \ | ,' `. | | | `-._ \ | / `. | | | `.\|,' `. | | | RGallet . | ' | \ -=Dark_Angel=- | `. | `. | `_ Garret S Sexton.........richa-------Mr Pig TanHand . | blankel Idi Amin--------------Your mother

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[10] god'swife 21-Feb-03/10:57 PM Reply
Quite flattering, and astounding. How you young darlings manage incest so instictively, and everyone makes us believe it's evil. God bless Jacko for sleeping close to the kiddies, and God bless Settle for his abnormal brilliant warp.
[10] -=SeTTle=- › god'swife 21-Feb-03/11:01 PM Reply
You were my first - I will never forget u.
[10] Sylvia Bravo › -=SeTTle=- 21-Feb-03/11:10 PM Reply
Damn it, I am the virgin.
[n/a] Nanshe › Sylvia Bravo 26-Feb-03/5:42 PM Reply
I can take care of that foryou, sugarhips, and no one need know. Unless, of course, you'd like the whole experiment videotaped, and posted on line. I asuure you that you would find my anatomy most delightfully interesting. Call me.
[10] Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/12:23 AM Reply
ACCORDING TO DAVID HOCKNEY AND HIS LENSES, BACHUS AND I DID IT BACKWARDS.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos 22-Feb-03/1:47 AM Reply
I left her latest e-mail on your other poem. I thought you would get a kick out of which direction she landed in after your kick. lol. ah, great poem, naturally. now i was wondering, one cook to another...trout? what cheese and what wine goes with a nice 9 lb filet of german brown? sharp cheddar and chardonay, of course, but what would be your choice? In case... you know... you stopped by for dinner.

wow, how about that muti huh? hates me, but wants to sign me to virgin?
now that's ironic in so many ways it collapses the colon invertically.
[10] wOrnella Mutiw › Jeremi B. Handrinos 22-Feb-03/2:00 AM Reply
You're an idiot. I am a bit buzzed and I still think you're an idiot. Go look at the shit you said about me the first time around and what happened you still called you still came over like it wasn't a big fucking deal to you. Acting overly dramatic is not going to help you. Yes, I would help you. Unlike you I care for people. I do hate you. I hate your actions. Sign you with Virgin? Who told you that? Not me. I can help you as in putting the cd in the right hands and refering you. That's all I can do. But you've declined so enjoy another 30 years at poemranker. Unfortunately that's become your reality. Sweet dreams. Good luck.
[8] Bachus › wOrnella Mutiw 22-Feb-03/12:19 PM Reply
___ do you chase your tail so? ___ would you send me this e-mail?
*** could you do that from under a desk in the mailroom for country music?
*** could you refer me to people i have no interest in meeting through you?

___ = Why

*** = How

I did this because I really don't wan't the answers to these questions that i've aleady answered with or without your input, presense, or feedback. The police said that if i wanted them to, they could give you a call because of the new stalking laws in california, because i let them listen to the phone message you left me last night, but that's all they can do is call you and tell you to stop, but we all got a great chuckle out of the message thanks. if you step on my property though. You will go to jail. Also, i will be taking the time today to block you from emailing me, granted that's pointless because you could open a new account, and that's the same with my cell unfortunately, but dr.s say it's good to go through those motions to let the disturb person that is attempting to hurt you or love you, know that you are serious. So please stop trying to contact me. I am serious

[10] Lord Ganus › Jeremi B. Handrinos 22-Feb-03/2:19 AM Reply
FUCK OFF
[10] Lord Ganus › Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/2:24 AM Reply
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:13 AM Reply
How does this sex chart work? Do the lines indicate having had sex with someone? Is the having had sex with relation transitive?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:15 AM Reply
Because if I've had sex with Poetie, that would be ace.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:16 AM Reply
Also, what does it mean when someone appears four times on the chart?
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:16 AM Reply
Or does this represent a wondrous fantasy worlde where every poemranker account is a separate person?
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:19 AM Reply
THAT'S ONE OF THE MANY JOKES. THAT JOKE IN PARTICULAR REFERS TO THE FUCKING OF ONE'S SELF.
[0] <{Baba^Yaga}> › Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/2:50 PM Reply
Then i've had sexual relations with three and a half people on this list including myself. Can you say that?
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:25 AM Reply
AH FORGOT THE E SUFFIX, SHIT
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/2:27 AM Reply
No, you see, I've been experimenting with spelling words properly. I feel it could be a bold new direction for my work.
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:31 AM Reply
I THINK YOU COULD BE EVEN MORE AMBITIOUS, HONESTLY. A TIMID HAND NEVER WRIT A FAIR POEM, AFTER ALL.
[8] Bachus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/12:05 PM Reply
I count three of me James, how do you fair?
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:18 AM Reply
YOU DID, SHE TOLD ME
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:18 AM Reply
SEX IS RELATION TRANSITIVE, YOU IDIOT VIRGIN. PLEASE REFER TO WWW.ATTRITION.ORG'S SEXCHART.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/2:26 AM Reply
Dear Lord Ganus,

You have mis-parsed my question. Good day.

-=Dark_Angel=-
[10] Lord Ganus › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 22-Feb-03/2:31 AM Reply
FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK

Lord Ganus
[10] Lord Ganus › Lord Ganus 22-Feb-03/2:38 AM Reply
I HASTEN TO ADD THAT I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN MANY HOURS AND IT IS NOW 5:32 IN THE AM.
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Feb-03/3:14 PM Reply
Wow I didn't know that I was so well known on this site to be included in something like this. I'm touched even though you have me connected with D.A. and I'm not a gay. -10-
[n/a] TanHand › thepinkbunnyofdoom 22-Feb-03/6:52 PM Reply
I actually like you. I wrote "HOW TO BE FUNNY" for Bill Z Bub but also to a lesser extent for you. Take a look.
[6] Mr Pig (again) 23-Feb-03/9:38 AM Reply
I say this is Hot Diggity Dog, Bravo I say, Yes Bravo indeed
[3] spank me baby yeah 23-Feb-03/9:49 AM Reply
I BET ITS NOT JUST YOUR HABD THATS TANNED AFTER THIS.
OVERRATED BOLLOCKS;;;;;;;;;3
[n/a] razorgrin 24-Feb-03/9:56 AM Reply
fuckin' hell. why am I always left out of these things?
[n/a] Nanshe › razorgrin 24-Feb-03/9:38 PM Reply
Apparently, I am late to the orgy as well. But I have brought oysters and pomegranates.
[n/a] razorgrin › Nanshe 25-Feb-03/1:39 PM Reply
sounds delightful. have some wine.
[n/a] Jeremi › razorgrin 26-Feb-03/5:22 PM Reply
FUCKING WINE DRINKING FAGGOTS
[n/a] razorgrin › Jeremi 26-Feb-03/5:28 PM Reply
Actually I'm right now drinking schnapps.
[9] Mr Pig 31-Mar-03/8:38 AM Reply
Goodness me what a winsome chart and an honour to be included. My fritters are touched !
[n/a] Christof 1-Apr-03/7:15 AM Reply
I am disappointed that I don't appear. This can't be right.
[n/a] razorgrin › Christof 1-Apr-03/10:37 AM Reply
I'm still not here either, despite my somewhat well-covered semi-exposed affections. Hmph.