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THE POEMRANKER SEXCHART VERSION 1.2 FINAL (Free verse) by TanHand .
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Dostoyevsky
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. Settle...........,Zzinia66 ,' _, Bachus
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/ | | / \...-Ornella Muti | \ \
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| | | / ,- Sylvia Bravo | '. \
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| Tarquin de la Bog -----------+--+- Nicholas Jones / /
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| | | Baba Yaga|.__ | / /
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littleangelmaria | | | ,- | | /
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| | | | | Bill Z. Bub|,' ' | /
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| )Poetie ..|...............:......|... Poemwanker
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Garret S Sexton.........richa-------Mr Pig TanHand
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blankel
Idi Amin--------------Your mother
Up the ladder:
Magick Fingers of Love
Down the ladder:
Simple
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 4.0
Posted: February 21, 2003 10:48 PM PST; Last modified: March 30, 2003 10:51 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.880797 Overall Rank: 10044 Comments:
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god'swife @ 24.126.113.154
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21-Feb-03/10:57 PM
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Quite flattering, and astounding. How you young darlings manage incest so instictively, and everyone makes us believe it's evil. God bless Jacko for sleeping close to the kiddies, and God bless Settle for his abnormal brilliant warp.
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-=SeTTle=- @ 68.14.26.239
> god'swife
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21-Feb-03/11:01 PM
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You were my first - I will never forget u.
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Sylvia Bravo @ 198.81.26.172
> -=SeTTle=-
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21-Feb-03/11:10 PM
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Damn it, I am the virgin.
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Nanshe @ 67.84.174.185
> Sylvia Bravo
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26-Feb-03/5:42 PM
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I can take care of that foryou, sugarhips, and no one need know. Unless, of course, you'd like the whole experiment videotaped, and posted on line. I asuure you that you would find my anatomy most delightfully interesting. Call me.
ACCORDING TO DAVID HOCKNEY AND HIS LENSES, BACHUS AND I DID IT BACKWARDS.
I left her latest e-mail on your other poem. I thought you would get a kick out of which direction she landed in after your kick. lol. ah, great poem, naturally. now i was wondering, one cook to another...trout? what cheese and what wine goes with a nice 9 lb filet of german brown? sharp cheddar and chardonay, of course, but what would be your choice? In case... you know... you stopped by for dinner.
wow, how about that muti huh? hates me, but wants to sign me to virgin? now that's ironic in so many ways it collapses the colon invertically.
You're an idiot. I am a bit buzzed and I still think you're an idiot. Go look at the shit you said about me the first time around and what happened you still called you still came over like it wasn't a big fucking deal to you. Acting overly dramatic is not going to help you. Yes, I would help you. Unlike you I care for people. I do hate you. I hate your actions. Sign you with Virgin? Who told you that? Not me. I can help you as in putting the cd in the right hands and refering you. That's all I can do. But you've declined so enjoy another 30 years at poemranker. Unfortunately that's become your reality. Sweet dreams. Good luck.
___ do you chase your tail so? ___ would you send me this e-mail?
*** could you do that from under a desk in the mailroom for country music? *** could you refer me to people i have no interest in meeting through you? ___ = Why *** = How I did this because I really don't wan't the answers to these questions that i've aleady answered with or without your input, presense, or feedback. The police said that if i wanted them to, they could give you a call because of the new stalking laws in california, because i let them listen to the phone message you left me last night, but that's all they can do is call you and tell you to stop, but we all got a great chuckle out of the message thanks. if you step on my property though. You will go to jail. Also, i will be taking the time today to block you from emailing me, granted that's pointless because you could open a new account, and that's the same with my cell unfortunately, but dr.s say it's good to go through those motions to let the disturb person that is attempting to hurt you or love you, know that you are serious. So please stop trying to contact me. I am serious
FUCK OFF
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
How does this sex chart work? Do the lines indicate having had sex with someone? Is the having had sex with relation transitive?
Because if I've had sex with Poetie, that would be ace.
Also, what does it mean when someone appears four times on the chart?
Or does this represent a wondrous fantasy worlde where every poemranker account is a separate person?
THAT'S ONE OF THE MANY JOKES. THAT JOKE IN PARTICULAR REFERS TO THE FUCKING OF ONE'S SELF.
Then i've had sexual relations with three and a half people on this list including myself. Can you say that?
AH FORGOT THE E SUFFIX, SHIT
No, you see, I've been experimenting with spelling words properly. I feel it could be a bold new direction for my work.
I THINK YOU COULD BE EVEN MORE AMBITIOUS, HONESTLY. A TIMID HAND NEVER WRIT A FAIR POEM, AFTER ALL.
I count three of me James, how do you fair?
YOU DID, SHE TOLD ME
SEX IS RELATION TRANSITIVE, YOU IDIOT VIRGIN. PLEASE REFER TO WWW.ATTRITION.ORG'S SEXCHART.
Dear Lord Ganus,
You have mis-parsed my question. Good day. -=Dark_Angel=-
FUCK YOU AND LICK DICK
Lord Ganus
I HASTEN TO ADD THAT I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN MANY HOURS AND IT IS NOW 5:32 IN THE AM.
Wow I didn't know that I was so well known on this site to be included in something like this. I'm touched even though you have me connected with D.A. and I'm not a gay. -10-
I actually like you. I wrote "HOW TO BE FUNNY" for Bill Z Bub but also to a lesser extent for you. Take a look.
I say this is Hot Diggity Dog, Bravo I say, Yes Bravo indeed
I BET ITS NOT JUST YOUR HABD THATS TANNED AFTER THIS.
OVERRATED BOLLOCKS;;;;;;;;;3
fuckin' hell. why am I always left out of these things?
Apparently, I am late to the orgy as well. But I have brought oysters and pomegranates.
sounds delightful. have some wine.
FUCKING WINE DRINKING FAGGOTS
Actually I'm right now drinking schnapps.
Goodness me what a winsome chart and an honour to be included. My fritters are touched !
I am disappointed that I don't appear. This can't be right.
I'm still not here either, despite my somewhat well-covered semi-exposed affections. Hmph.
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