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Perversions 6: Judgement Day (Limerick) by razorgrin Coprophagy
A young lad from Washington state
when hungry, would call for a plate.
He'd pull his pants down
for peristalsis brought brown
And he'd recycle the food that he ate.
Footing
Mr. Lester got Chester to seize
him and insert both feet up to the knees
He got an arm in there too
but his fingers went blue
After all, it was quite a tight squeeze.
Yurming
A Southern gal with a bad 80's perm
got a surprise which quite caused her to squirm
Post-anal with Pa
He picked up a straw
And she learned the true menaning of 'yurm'.
Up the ladder:
At The Gas Station
Down the ladder:
Somme (A Horror Of War)
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 5.8
Posted: February 19, 2003 6:31 AM PST; Last modified: February 19, 2003 6:31 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.794646 Overall Rank: 1703 Comments:
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Caducus @ 62.105.88.10
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19-Feb-03/6:36 AM
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Very good
oh shit!!!!
razor, razor, razor! you have outdone yourself. thanks for making my morning!
yay! thank you lots. this is why I wrote these, to make others full of glee. And to fill time in my 'Historical Reactions to Deviance' class.
Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. Th'art a very sick child. One of the better crops, indeed.
i'm all smiley and proud. I'm doing my "shy modest grin" I picked up from some Japanese girls I knew.
Wacka wacka wacka
SWAGGER AWARDE. 10!
Smiley I Love You. These perversions always brighten my day. They're funny as usual.
Yay, love! glad you're happy. Thank being tired from staying up reading Naked Lunch. You should see the drawings I did after I finished writing.
yes, yesssss.
I hate it and i think its pure crap
Good for you, fucknut.
Absolutly pitful i'm sorry no talent at all. Dark Angel is way better with his AIDS poem PS sorry to be so harsh please don't take offense :)
I would be likelier to take offense if you had managed to spell properly/string together a half-decent sentence. As you have not, I take none at all, you sad little blob of leftover Cher parts. Have a nice day, Asshat.:)
Are you nobgoblin nentguff, cause your poems come up in the random thingy one hell of a lot. How does one apply to be a nobgoblin? Can one do it online? I've been practicing with the aid of yoga.
blue fingers verse good Djimi Traore bad
No on the nobgoblin, yes on the voodoo. Theoretically one could do it online, depending on whether one is particularly flexible about the fingers and toes...
Most excellent limerickizationalism.
The title "perversions" is very fitting.
Tight poem.
The first one is good: 8/10; the others less so (3-4/10). Average = 5/10
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