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Perversions 6: Judgement Day (Limerick) by razorgrin
Coprophagy A young lad from Washington state when hungry, would call for a plate. He'd pull his pants down for peristalsis brought brown And he'd recycle the food that he ate. Footing Mr. Lester got Chester to seize him and insert both feet up to the knees He got an arm in there too but his fingers went blue After all, it was quite a tight squeeze. Yurming A Southern gal with a bad 80's perm got a surprise which quite caused her to squirm Post-anal with Pa He picked up a straw And she learned the true menaning of 'yurm'.

Up the ladder: At The Gas Station
Down the ladder: Somme (A Horror Of War)

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.8
Weighted score: 5.794646
Overall Rank: 1703
Posted: February 19, 2003 6:31 AM PST; Last modified: February 19, 2003 6:31 AM PST
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[8] Caducus @ 62.105.88.10 | 19-Feb-03/6:36 AM | Reply
Very good
[9] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 19-Feb-03/6:36 AM | Reply
oh shit!!!!
razor, razor, razor! you have outdone yourself.

thanks for making my morning!
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.98 > <~> | 19-Feb-03/6:40 AM | Reply
yay! thank you lots. this is why I wrote these, to make others full of glee. And to fill time in my 'Historical Reactions to Deviance' class.
[10] Tintagiles @ 207.179.183.122 | 19-Feb-03/10:28 AM | Reply
Sweetheart, sweetheart, sweetheart. Th'art a very sick child. One of the better crops, indeed.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.46 > Tintagiles | 19-Feb-03/1:26 PM | Reply
i'm all smiley and proud. I'm doing my "shy modest grin" I picked up from some Japanese girls I knew.
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 19-Feb-03/12:32 PM | Reply
Wacka wacka wacka

SWAGGER AWARDE. 10!
[10] thepinkbunnyofdoom @ 24.209.19.37 | 19-Feb-03/3:05 PM | Reply
Smiley I Love You. These perversions always brighten my day. They're funny as usual.
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.143.146 > thepinkbunnyofdoom | 20-Feb-03/10:53 AM | Reply
Yay, love! glad you're happy. Thank being tired from staying up reading Naked Lunch. You should see the drawings I did after I finished writing.
[n/a] deleted user @ 67.84.174.185 | 20-Feb-03/9:05 PM | Reply
yes, yesssss.
[0] sk8boardandpoems @ 24.167.109.182 | 25-Feb-03/3:35 PM | Reply
I hate it and i think its pure crap
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.128 > sk8boardandpoems | 26-Feb-03/6:35 AM | Reply
Good for you, fucknut.
[0] nocturnalism @ 4.41.66.100 | 27-Feb-03/11:23 PM | Reply
Absolutly pitful i'm sorry no talent at all. Dark Angel is way better with his AIDS poem PS sorry to be so harsh please don't take offense :)
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.113 > nocturnalism | 28-Feb-03/6:46 AM | Reply
I would be likelier to take offense if you had managed to spell properly/string together a half-decent sentence. As you have not, I take none at all, you sad little blob of leftover Cher parts. Have a nice day, Asshat.:)
[8] ==Doylum @ 62.64.152.141 | 28-Feb-03/6:01 AM | Reply
Are you nobgoblin nentguff, cause your poems come up in the random thingy one hell of a lot. How does one apply to be a nobgoblin? Can one do it online? I've been practicing with the aid of yoga.
blue fingers verse good
Djimi Traore bad
[n/a] razorgrin @ 192.197.142.113 > ==Doylum | 28-Feb-03/6:34 AM | Reply
No on the nobgoblin, yes on the voodoo. Theoretically one could do it online, depending on whether one is particularly flexible about the fingers and toes...
[8] lastobelus @ 217.82.2.223 | 13-Mar-03/4:32 PM | Reply
Most excellent limerickizationalism.
[1] RealmOfSong @ 64.254.42.191 | 10-Jun-03/11:31 AM | Reply
The title "perversions" is very fitting.
[10] Standby @ 205.188.116.149 | 19-Mar-04/9:19 PM | Reply
Tight poem.
[5] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.117.218 | 15-May-06/5:09 PM | Reply
The first one is good: 8/10; the others less so (3-4/10). Average = 5/10
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