Coprophagy A young lad from Washington state when hungry, would call for a plate. He'd pull his pants down for peristalsis brought brown And he'd recycle the food that he ate. Footing Mr. Lester got Chester to seize him and insert both feet up to the knees He got an arm in there too but his fingers went blue After all, it was quite a tight squeeze. Yurming A Southern gal with a bad 80's perm got a surprise which quite caused her to squirm Post-anal with Pa He picked up a straw And she learned the true menaning of 'yurm'.