Re: Necromancers Song (Incubus Guitar & Buddhist Drums) by SupremeDreamer	9-Feb-04/7:43 AM
Do you fuck as well as you write? If so Stephen Hawking is looking for a new bitch.
Re: Serendipity (title suggestions wanted) by SupremeDreamer	9-Feb-04/7:42 AM
You are an unbelivable shitard.
Re: Castaway by andrewjthomas	9-Feb-04/7:35 AM
This is the most impressive thing you have ever done.
Re: a comment on A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	4-Feb-04/1:58 AM
The devil is saving a special beard for you.
Re: A Beard Most Foul by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w	3-Feb-04/2:12 AM
Superb the last verse serves as a prescient warning to those who sculpt and grow beards.
Re: His Master's Jodhpurs by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Jan-04/3:09 AM
dead good. matthew & James do you remeber a chap called david wilson from High Wycombe? I know him and he has just dumped my friend I want to spank the living Greg Dyke out of him.
Re: All Alone In A Selfish Moment by ARTIE	24-Oct-03/3:01 PM
Quite good like getting caught fucking your sister's mouth -10-
Re: verruca by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	24-Oct-03/2:59 PM
Splendid - 10- ignore Artie he is gay and didn't go to RGSHW
Re: a comment on Breasts by Stephen Robins	24-Oct-03/2:53 PM
Yeah, face cancer will do what? http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=53476 this poem proves cancer is not funny.
Re: bitch by kthulah	10-Oct-03/3:29 AM
What?
Re: Ecohippie by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	9-Oct-03/8:07 AM
Very good. There once was a Goldsmith called Zac, Who carried his wealth in a sack, He sympathised a lot With those who had not He ended up painting himself black.
Re: Why You All Suck by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?	7-Oct-03/8:27 AM
There is no proven direct correlation between the possesion of arms and the quality of one's poetry.
Re: a comment on My love for Katie by Stephen Robins	6-Oct-03/8:22 AM
The slag is shacked up with Gentle Ben on the everglades and spends not less than three hours each day fisting the big bear's big arse. She is such a pricktease.
Re: Until Then by Katie	2-Oct-03/1:46 AM
I have just shot blood all over my screen - if I come again my colon will attempt to pop out through my Japs eye. But fuck this poetry is fucking great.
Re: Roll the dice (revised) by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:23 AM
Right I hope your happy with yourself I am now unfertile; well unless I can gather up the lake of gametes under my desk and put them in the fridge before all my baby paste dies. But god that is good poetry!
Re: Days by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:20 AM
If I come again my nuts will shrivel up and fall off and I shan't be able to produce anymore gametes. In the name of the lord please write no more of this sperm inducing poetry or I shall not be able to have children.
Re: As I lay by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:18 AM
My third leg is providing a prop to my desk after reading your poetry!
Re: Which Ever Way The Wind Blows by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:16 AM
I have blown my whack all over my shorts.
Re: Have You Ever Been In Love? by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:15 AM
I literally can not stop coming.
Re: Where I Stand by Katie	1-Oct-03/8:15 AM
Hey I came again!