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Why You All Suck (Ode) by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? Your poems disgust me, your lyrics alarm,
I tire of your tedious psalms,
Even my gran could do better than that,
And she hasn't got any arms.
Up the ladder:
Phantom Space Adventure
Down the ladder:
the two faces of the bar social.
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Arithmetic Mean: 6.25
Posted: October 7, 2003 8:18 AM PDT; Last modified: October 7, 2003 8:18 AM PDTWeighted score: 5.336177 Overall Rank: 3455 Comments:
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Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101
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7-Oct-03/8:27 AM
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There is no proven direct correlation between the possesion of arms and the quality of one's poetry.
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?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.227
> Stephen Robins
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7-Oct-03/8:36 AM
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But how could you hold the pen, Stephen? What about the goddamn pen?
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==Doylum @ 80.225.174.59
> ?-Dave_Mysterious-?
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7-Oct-03/8:45 AM
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The same way she clenches your cock, dave. The same way she clenches your cock.
excuse me, but it should be "...[aint] got [no] arms."
It's actually a good start to something (I can think of many more reasons why you/we all suck). And, well, it kinda rhymes - so it must be good.
All things that rhyme are true.
actually, some here suck for the financial gain.
Would she type with her tongue? Her toes? Her nose?
Haven't you seen those special head bands with a dalek type prong that flids can use to type?
It makes them look like a Romanian orhpan.
How else could people with no arms press the ejector seat button on their wheelchair?
Your poems amuse me!!!!! Your lyrics are fab!!!
I laugh at your humourous verse!!!!!!111 Twelve people I know could do better than that - But then none could do very much worse. You slag.
14 according to horus's league of excellence.
Muppet.
A serious piece of serious pieces 10
made me laugh!
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