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Why You All Suck

by ?-Dave_Mysterious-?

Member since 2003 · Posted 7 Oct 2003 · 13 comments

Your poems disgust me, your lyrics alarm, I tire of your tedious psalms, Even my gran could do better than that, And she hasn't got any arms.

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13 comments

[1] Stephen Robins 7-Oct-03/8:27 AM Reply
There is no proven direct correlation between the possesion of arms and the quality of one's poetry.

[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › Stephen Robins 7-Oct-03/8:36 AM Reply
But how could you hold the pen, Stephen? What about the goddamn pen?
[n/a] ==Doylum › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 7-Oct-03/8:45 AM Reply
The same way she clenches your cock, dave. The same way she clenches your cock.
[n/a] Shuushin 7-Oct-03/8:37 AM Reply
excuse me, but it should be "...[aint] got [no] arms."

It's actually a good start to something (I can think of many more reasons why you/we all suck). And, well, it kinda rhymes - so it must be good.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › Shuushin 7-Oct-03/8:49 AM Reply
All things that rhyme are true.
[n/a] <~> 7-Oct-03/8:39 AM Reply
actually, some here suck for the financial gain.
[5] ecargo 7-Oct-03/9:25 AM Reply
Would she type with her tongue? Her toes? Her nose?
[n/a] ==Doylum › ecargo 7-Oct-03/9:34 AM Reply
Haven't you seen those special head bands with a dalek type prong that flids can use to type?
It makes them look like a Romanian orhpan.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › ==Doylum 7-Oct-03/9:40 AM Reply
How else could people with no arms press the ejector seat button on their wheelchair?
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 7-Oct-03/9:28 AM Reply
Your poems amuse me!!!!! Your lyrics are fab!!!
I laugh at your humourous verse!!!!!!111
Twelve people I know could do better than that -
But then none could do very much worse.

You slag.
[n/a] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › wFraser Allonby Q.C.w 7-Oct-03/9:44 AM Reply
14 according to horus's league of excellence.

Muppet.
[10] Shardik 7-Oct-03/10:44 PM Reply
A serious piece of serious pieces 10
[7] Jill Stockinger 22-Dec-20/5:57 PM Reply
made me laugh!