Re: lullaby by the indign |
2-Apr-04/4:53 AM |
Give me a poem less rubbish,
And i will it furnish,
A mark of more than two,
For at the moment it has made me revrse-void my lunch all over my seat.
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Re: ode to summer dreams by jsd |
2-Apr-04/4:50 AM |
This poem could amaze,
In many different ways,
However if it stays,
I will forfeit my lunch out of my bum before reaching a loo.
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Re: a comment on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry |
2-Apr-04/3:05 AM |
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Re: a comment on Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry |
2-Apr-04/3:03 AM |
Always a pleasure to be the harbinger of a new invention.
A pre-eminent Glans-splat.
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Re: Watching The Rose Grow by Blindpoetry |
2-Apr-04/12:02 AM |
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Re: a comment on I Married an Infectious Woman (My Love, 'Futility') by SupremeDreamer |
1-Apr-04/2:56 AM |
Boy George split his frenulum trying, Elton John ruptured his ringpiece trying, Rockmage grew a beard to hide his flabby colon because of trying, Paul Newman had three vertebrae removed trying, George Michael wore his ridge off trying, The Thompson Twins ejaculated blood trying, but none of these famous fags could surpass you in being a such a cuntishly big gay.
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Re: Jesus-f-ingChrist I'm Sober by embersandenvelopes |
1-Apr-04/2:40 AM |
An accident involving your bum and a gay man's knob.
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Re: Try, Please Try by Spindle |
30-Mar-04/7:25 AM |
A fully ripened cadaver's glans.
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Re: The Girl With the Tye-Dyed Hair by wilco |
30-Mar-04/7:22 AM |
A veritable lifetime of boil in the bag faeces.
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Re: a comment on Tales From The Outhouse by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
19-Mar-04/4:13 AM |
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Re: The Pedestal by Richard |
19-Mar-04/4:10 AM |
"The Pederast" more like LOLTTM WTF?
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Re: a comment on Lunacy by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
3-Mar-04/6:53 AM |
Why does that slag give all your poems 10? I think she probably typed your name into google saw my picture on my old company's website and has been a'swooning ever since.
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Re: a comment on The Nude by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
27-Feb-04/3:29 AM |
Have your testicles dropped yet?
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Re: I don't wanna be me by AskittlesK |
26-Feb-04/3:10 AM |
Have you thought of setting this to music and having Rick Walla sing it?
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Re: Good King Brownceslas by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
26-Feb-04/3:03 AM |
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Re: a comment on My Back Fat by charlie busted |
19-Feb-04/8:33 AM |
I have been told that I bear an uncanny resemblance to Charlie from Busted and may I state unequivocally that you are a cunt.
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Re: Gone Wrong by XpunkXgirlX |
17-Feb-04/2:56 AM |
"My heart has shattered like glass,
I wish this feeling would surpass,"
Strong evocative sentiment.
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Re: a comment on Castaway by andrewjthomas |
9-Feb-04/8:54 AM |
I guess it all depends on how you define impressive and what scope you allow. If I interpret you correctly "impressive" in the context of this poem means poorly structured dull form that does not even stick to your own definition of the poem. If impressive also means making up gay names for aforementioned structure which is not adhered to then ythis clearly the most impressive jumble of asorted shite ever to have been laid down. However if impressive is to mean your rather girly way of responding and using * and >:@{ then you are sadly mistaken.
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Re: a comment on Kernel of truth by annabellee |
9-Feb-04/7:48 AM |
You suck whole lung fulls of cum out of wizened old men's bums.
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Re: mythical by SupremeDreamer |
9-Feb-04/7:46 AM |
Not only is this poem unutterable tosh the conversation between SupremeDreamer and Rockmage is the worst in this sites history
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