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My Back Fat (Free verse) by charlie busted
I am in love, though its friends that I lack, with 100 kilos of fat, hanging around my back. I used to be ashamed, I was always straight laced, now I just buy trousers, with a higher waist. Some think that Im a freak, Children point and they laugh, but they can't see my real shame when I give myself an accidental golden bath.

Up the ladder: Pushed Too Far
Down the ladder: When Fairy Tales Forgive Us

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Arithmetic Mean: 4.875
Weighted score: 4.9663825
Overall Rank: 8507
Posted: June 26, 2003 10:02 AM PDT; Last modified: June 26, 2003 10:02 AM PDT
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[7] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 26-Jun-03/1:45 PM | Reply
A chipper poem indeedy.
[8] SupremeDreamer @ 69.19.177.147 | 26-Jun-03/8:51 PM | Reply
Amusing and well presented.
[7] DurtKL @ 68.75.20.59 | 26-Jun-03/10:26 PM | Reply
haha
[1] Stephen Robins @ 213.253.24.101 | 27-Jun-03/1:29 AM | Reply
An interesting confessional. I applaud the sincerity of the sentiment. Charlie from busted is a very good looking person and I don't think a small smattering of back fat should interfere with both a succesful pop career and a healthy active life. Should the back fat subsume the front of you as well, enveloping what little visible frame you have remaining ala Rick Walla then I think you should write another poem concerning your general surfeit of blubber however at this time I believe the sentiment expressed here is both fitting and enough.
[10] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 27-Jun-03/2:15 AM | Reply
A splendid and promising beginning, sir.
[0] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 | 26-Aug-03/3:34 AM | Reply
This is fucking awful. And I hate busted. Especially the tall one. They should be put in a maximum security prison where they will be forced to sleep with the light on every night of their lives.
[0] Nicholas Jones @ 137.44.1.200 > Nicholas Jones | 26-Aug-03/3:41 AM | Reply
I apologise if that came out a bit strong. I've been having a bad morning.
[1] Stephen Robins @ 213.146.148.199 > Nicholas Jones | 19-Feb-04/8:33 AM | Reply
I have been told that I bear an uncanny resemblance to Charlie from Busted and may I state unequivocally that you are a cunt.
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