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20 most recent comments by Bachus (781-800) and replies

Re: a comment on R'lyeh by razorgrin 4-Jan-03/2:41 PM
P.P.P.S.-Writing about doodie in no way ever can be veiwed, or should be, as a cry for attention.

P.P.P.P.S-Jesus, Samurais, and hobbits are the really only valid poetic topics one should ever tend to dwell upon my precious.
Re: a comment on Epistemology (2nd draft) by Ranger 4-Jan-03/2:28 PM
And a paper cut on your fist full of aids, and disco balls for i balls. wearing of course magnum pi shorts with a lap snorkel.
Re: a comment on My Son is...a prayer. by horus8 4-Jan-03/2:02 PM
enough, is usually the last words off of the fools lips when they look up from the ground with my foot on there throat, and
see that my eyes are actually shovels and shotguns. horus has a phobia of tropical islands...he's a desert and beach sole, but me, i like long walks and sunsets, and roller blading in g-strings hand in hand. knots are better severed or shoe laced..care for a pez.
Re: My fiend by Bobjim 2-Jan-03/9:08 PM
sounds like p&k weilding dark angels wand..but with twists and a theme, like a meal between dinner and breakfast called 'i'm no bottom, i'm a top'. yeah...we know..no biggy..REPENT..WASH YOURSELF..AHHHHHHHHH.PRAY, and such.i
Re: Equality by Freethinker1602 2-Jan-03/9:00 PM
i bought a yellow fin tuna, a de-netter today, and some tube socks with my chevron americanium card he grew wings and now he's a flying fish, i heard though later, he traded the tube socks for sock in united. the smartest flying fish i've ever whipped out plastic for. know why? i can make a difference and the guilt is hurting my sole. thanks for helping me help myself, you're an angel in white with wings and compassion and everlasting life. impressive and, yet holy. groundbreaking alternatives. in all honesty, i'm mes-mo-rized and such.e
Re: a comment on My cousin's baby sitter. by Bachus 2-Jan-03/8:42 PM
if you change the "i"s to "she", and the "her' to "me" the magic trick wouldn't be trick now would it smashed cat? (and no one would care than either) it's the title that plays with the brains symbolic meter, and what attracts, rapist exposerss like you, huh dude? don't let your 'programing' effect your ability to alter the normal way of thinking, men are sick and dick lead, don't let the smile fool you.d
Re: a comment on if she only knew by ChunkyHunkyMonkey 2-Jan-03/8:24 PM
i gave sally struthers my old pair of hooves cause i got new ones for christmas, she's saddled and ready to go (she ate all of my prunes and dates) we're crossing the road currently, see you there.n
Re: Bliss Eternal by Freethinker1602 2-Jan-03/8:06 PM
exculpate at once, then sand your left leg to varnish with 150 grain paper. surfing trip to costa rica also work wonders. if this is true, good. if not, you should move to italy, and become an aids activist. seriously. my friend just got out of the peace corp, and i watched him turn a loaf of bread into a hovercraft complete with a banquet of swine spitted goodies and sani huts..truly..it was fucking mind boggling, but as luck would have it's always about 'pork' no 'copper'. maybe he should try a mracle were he turn a pillow case full of euro's into a vat of mercury, than we'll sell the mercury for hard cash for venezualain oil and thirteen year old hookers. whatta ya think. too cryptic? yeah, probably.
Re: a comment on Nightwalker by Another Bobjim?!?! 2-Jan-03/7:06 PM
i was thinking "The victims hooves are chewed up and shot through a straw at the chick in head gear on stool in the corner pulling the underwear out of her ass." (i mean buttocks, naturally)l
Re: ... by logun2002ya 2-Jan-03/6:54 PM
no.actually..that's perfectly natural.
Re: Alone by shwenatjadeflower 2-Jan-03/5:01 PM
bestrew and gentile in the same poem, remarkable. have and eight. shall we date?i
Re: a comment on The spleenless poet by Bachus 1-Jan-03/1:01 PM
Just playing around with settle. you know? letting him kmow that 'i care alot'.
Re: The Eskimo and the fish by INTRANSIT 30-Dec-02/3:43 PM
purity at it's finest, almost too pure maybe..it needs a little more line, but barely.
Re: Bumming kiddies by Bobjim 30-Dec-02/1:01 PM
again i must block. you see, i'm a semipermeable membrane, and since you didn't bum the cat. no osmosis
Re: Diseases dug out with acceptance and the futility of analyzation unless it's at a poetic discourse by A. Nomaly 29-Dec-02/2:34 PM
<poets should not be doctors> invisible ink, and tofu.
SWAGGER AWARD FOR HERBAL IMPLAMENTATIONS AND CONIFERS.
Re: Shackles of Reality by rick 28-Dec-02/8:05 PM
no rick, but your face is.b
Re: Drinker's Haiku by cacophony 28-Dec-02/8:05 PM
reverse psykoolidgy.
Re: When I wake... by Topaz Servias 28-Dec-02/8:00 PM
that was lip cervasa.???
Re: a comment on The canary's last song by <{Baba^Yaga}> 28-Dec-02/7:36 PM
i love that bastard so much i wrote him and his little whore a poem

http://www.gangbox.com/mp3/dear%20mrs%20sexton.mp3
Re: a comment on plain by blackball 28-Dec-02/2:06 PM
actually, d.a did the penis, z did the violin.


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