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20 most recent comments by Y2kSlamPoet (41-60) and replies

Re: DO NOT TOUCH!! This is my mega funny-joint! by Y2kSlamPoet 8-Nov-03/9:34 PM
busta rhyme.. lalala lalala do ma megajazz- i got freddy kruger playin the banjo, that nigga know how to flow.

(SD starts scratching the record untill the player cracks- electrifying freddy, killing him.. then Don took the bro's razor glove and when we gave him the -thats fucked- look he shouted "DOOD THIS SHITS MINE, FUCK YOU PEOPLE")
Re: a comment on EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 28-Oct-03/1:12 PM
Update: Again darkie, I have given substance to your spouts, anyway its great that we are back at it again! I can always count on you homie!
Re: a comment on FatHairyWomen - Hey! Look! I'M INCREDIBLY DIM-WITTED! by y2kSlamPoetX 28-Oct-03/12:37 PM
lmao. *applause*

Good job on spoofing my name. :)
Re: EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! by Y2kSlamPoet 27-Oct-03/8:17 PM
And ive written this purely because i got nothing better to do, and im always doing this kind of charity "help the retarded" thing.. who knows, maybe one day it might actually help someone.. pfft.
Re: a comment on The Right to Life by Retaliate 27-Oct-03/6:21 PM
thats one of the best catch phrases i have ever seen. I love it. and now im jealous of you. damn it.
Re: a comment on The Velvet Purse of the Universe (The Witch of Raven St.) by Don-Quixote 27-Oct-03/5:55 PM
oi, tsk, no worries bill, im sick in the head myself.. but i admit, i never had an inkling of what you thought the purse was sposed to be....

BUT NOW I DO! you dirty ole man. shame on you! heh.
Re: The Right to Life by Retaliate 27-Oct-03/4:59 PM
The right to life..

you know, all that is completely buttfucked when you consider the right to bear arms, but i liked the poem never-the-less.

Also, theres almost no other option for folks when voting- politicians here have become experts at playing monopoly.

Blessed with 7.
Re: a comment on The Secret Jungle Keys by Y2kSlamPoet 27-Oct-03/4:53 PM
no worries, i have remixes already planned- but you know some folks hate when i get all cryptic and shit, so i decided to go a lil easy this time.
Re: The Secret Jungle Keys by Y2kSlamPoet 27-Oct-03/4:46 PM
Shitball fights are fun,

-but snow doesnt smell!-

yes, and theres no color either, how dull damnit.
Re: a comment on Joe-Joe's Retard Trinity Remix (There can be only one) by Y2kSlamPoet 8-Oct-03/5:08 PM
HPA? well, im honored- took my time crafting this one, had 3 different retard lines before tango to the drunken banjo fit perfectly.

wrote it laughin all the way, meth cackles though.. i wish i really snatched jimmies doobie.

Re: a comment on Horus's Musical Instrument of Torment by Y2kSlamPoet 8-Oct-03/12:24 PM
oi.. goddamn-it, i never get spelling perfect.

it was "creature of habit" that i was listening to when writing this, jarred me to full wakening in a flash.
Re: Joe-Joe's Retard Trinity Remix (There can be only one) by Y2kSlamPoet 8-Oct-03/8:20 AM
There, isnt that much more lively?
Re: a comment on Trailer Park: Diary of a Hayseed by DreamerSupreme 8-Oct-03/4:37 AM
appalled? such things do tend to escape my notice often, but there isnt an excuse for moonshine. thanks for explaining.
Re: a comment on The Wrath of Dan Ackroyd by ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 8-Oct-03/4:30 AM
-shrug-. They're all comedians.

The humor of it escapes me.

And i think the metaphor bit is hogwash.
Re: a comment on I hate your guts and think you're stupid by horus8 21-Sep-03/7:52 PM
if i wanted to say for instance

I AM ZELK LORD OF OTTO - BOW BEFORE ME

i can do that, or even

&&&@**#

and anything else that my heart could desire, so shut your hole and stop dictating to me what i may say in a comment, your not some authority figure, and if you were:

id still say what i felt like saying.

ok?
Re: a comment on Stygian Serpent by SupremeDreamer 21-Sep-03/7:28 PM
spider time!
Re: Difficult Decisions by EAger to Offend 20-Sep-03/2:04 AM
immortality has little to do with your physical body.

blessed with 8
Re: a comment on The Shu & Horus & Planet X by Shardik 20-Sep-03/1:57 AM
PANTHEISM

gods a plenty

(insurance ad)
Re: a comment on The Shu & Horus & Planet X by Shardik 20-Sep-03/1:54 AM
no, we have Methamphetamines for that. well.. minus living longer though..
Re: The Uraeus (title by horus) by Y2kSlamPoet 20-Sep-03/1:40 AM
Thanks horus, i hated the original title.. i was sucked dry of ideas at the time.


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