poemranker ::The Shu & Horus & Planet X by Shardik

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The Shu & Horus & Planet X

Member since 2003 · Posted 19 Sep 2003 · 12 comments

CroMagnon miners get alien chromosome God was a rapist

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[9] Y2kSlamPoet 19-Sep-03/4:36 PM Reply
last line caught me off guard.

interesting.. probly the last line that moves me to vote on a haiku lol. 9
[10] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 19-Sep-03/4:56 PM Reply
Wow, that's true actually. -10-. Did you mean in a literal sense, i.e God impregnated Mary withour her consent, or just in some sort of crappy metaphorical sense.
[n/a] Shardik › ?-Dave_Mysterious-? 19-Sep-03/5:00 PM Reply
Literally, on Atlantis.
[9] deleted user › Shardik 19-Sep-03/9:07 PM Reply
Inconceivable. literally.
[n/a] Shardik › deleted user 20-Sep-03/12:38 AM Reply
You do not think so? That Aliens messed with our dna to make us hybrids to work harder, better and live longer?
[9] Y2kSlamPoet › Shardik 20-Sep-03/1:54 AM Reply
no, we have Methamphetamines for that. well.. minus living longer though..
[10] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? › Shardik 20-Sep-03/3:05 PM Reply
Are you sure it wasn't Bethlehem?
[9] deleted user 20-Sep-03/1:01 AM Reply
Actually "Inconceivable" was a subtle play on the concept of God as rapist. (rape can lead to conception..hence Inconceivable)
If a comment has to be explained it wasn't as lovely as it could have been.

The whole idea is not good for me...being a Monotheisticist myself. shalom.
[9] Y2kSlamPoet › deleted user 20-Sep-03/1:57 AM Reply
PANTHEISM

gods a plenty

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[9] deleted user › Y2kSlamPoet 20-Sep-03/11:21 AM Reply
actually. and no offense intended. Pantheism is the belief that God is everything and everything is God. so ONLY one God, but it constitutes all things Matter.

I think you meant Polytheism. hair splitting nevertheless.
[n/a] DreamerSupreme › deleted user 21-Sep-03/7:02 AM Reply
i know what pantheism is.

advertising is commonly retarded, and i do try hard to be funny in everyway possible.





[n/a] Shardik › deleted user 20-Sep-03/11:34 AM Reply
Next time, put it in "" from the beginning, otherwise, it looks just like the word 'inconceivable'. Or incrucible starring a red flyer agon and a pair of long johns.