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The Shu & Horus & Planet X (Haiku) by Shardik CroMagnon miners
get alien chromosome
God was a rapist
Up the ladder:
A Night Nurse
Down the ladder:
Autumn At All Saints Church
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.181818
Posted: September 19, 2003 2:54 PM PDT; Last modified: September 19, 2003 2:54 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.090909 Overall Rank: 1155 Comments:
Wow, that's true actually. -10-. Did you mean in a literal sense, i.e God impregnated Mary withour her consent, or just in some sort of crappy metaphorical sense.
Literally, on Atlantis.
Inconceivable. literally.
You do not think so? That Aliens messed with our dna to make us hybrids to work harder, better and live longer?
no, we have Methamphetamines for that. well.. minus living longer though..
Are you sure it wasn't Bethlehem?
Actually "Inconceivable" was a subtle play on the concept of God as rapist. (rape can lead to conception..hence Inconceivable)
If a comment has to be explained it wasn't as lovely as it could have been. The whole idea is not good for me...being a Monotheisticist myself. shalom.
PANTHEISM
gods a plenty (insurance ad)
actually. and no offense intended. Pantheism is the belief that God is everything and everything is God. so ONLY one God, but it constitutes all things Matter.
I think you meant Polytheism. hair splitting nevertheless.
i know what pantheism is.
advertising is commonly retarded, and i do try hard to be funny in everyway possible.
Next time, put it in "" from the beginning, otherwise, it looks just like the word 'inconceivable'. Or incrucible starring a red flyer agon and a pair of long johns.
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interesting.. probly the last line that moves me to vote on a haiku lol. 9