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DO NOT TOUCH!! This is my mega funny-joint! (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet
>>Y2k walks in to see darkman suckin on his MG Fun-Joint >>and starts yellin: Holy shit mary'n'keylime pie, how much of a bastard are you? I told you not to smoke my joke- it's NOT fucking funny you idiot. ><Darkman laughs harder, starts coughin ><then pops a wheely in his wheelchair >>Y2k starts snarling: Heres a punchline niggerlips!! You can't even hold that shit in or blow smoke chunks, and I hear that your sposed to know everything about skunks? Your white stripe is just the wet cheese that I wiped on your back- I didn't make you suddenly stop wiping yer asscrack though. /Darkman/<Yeah?? So? I'm almost done smokin dis <stupid joint of yers, so now you won't <be gettin stoned bitch! >>Y2k does his mad evil grin and chuckles >>then says this before leavin: Now that I think about it motherfucker, smoke it all- I don't feel like doin PCP today. So Happy Halloween!! And remember this cunt: Its ok if the trees talk to you, but you better fucking run if they fondle your bum. ------------------------------------------------------------ This is my secret skit from my Hit Single cover: "Stoner9 NuclearJam" (the subtitle was "Killing Mary and eating her lamb") its dedicated to Dark-Angel, who now is the lead singer for "Y2k Dunce Screamers against Supreme Dreamers" Oh, and Darkie: Badboy Records want me to tell you that you've been accepted for a 15 song album! But you'll have to sing with snoopdogg and coolio.

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Overall Rank: 10655
Posted: November 8, 2003 9:29 PM PST; Last modified: November 8, 2003 9:29 PM PST
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[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.163.200 | 8-Nov-03/9:34 PM | Reply
busta rhyme.. lalala lalala do ma megajazz- i got freddy kruger playin the banjo, that nigga know how to flow.

(SD starts scratching the record untill the player cracks- electrifying freddy, killing him.. then Don took the bro's razor glove and when we gave him the -thats fucked- look he shouted "DOOD THIS SHITS MINE, FUCK YOU PEOPLE")
[n/a] New Life Drug @ 67.116.240.77 | 8-Nov-03/10:13 PM | Reply
what the hell are you on?
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.163.200 > New Life Drug | 8-Nov-03/10:16 PM | Reply
Check out the remix, i think this is much better.
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.163.200 > New Life Drug | 8-Nov-03/10:19 PM | Reply
Oh, im trying you out actually- with a meth injection. what do you think of the results??
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