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DO NOT TOUCH!! This is my mega funny-joint! (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet
>>Y2k walks in to see darkman suckin on his MG Fun-Joint
>>and starts yellin:
Holy shit mary'n'keylime pie,
how much of a bastard are you?
I told you not to smoke my joke-
it's NOT fucking funny you idiot.
><Darkman laughs harder, starts coughin
><then pops a wheely in his wheelchair
>>Y2k starts snarling:
Heres a punchline niggerlips!!
You can't even hold that shit in
or blow smoke chunks, and I hear that your sposed
to know everything about skunks?
Your white stripe is just the wet cheese
that I wiped on your back- I didn't make you
suddenly stop wiping yer asscrack though.
/Darkman/<Yeah?? So? I'm almost done smokin dis
<stupid joint of yers, so now you won't
<be gettin stoned bitch!
>>Y2k does his mad evil grin and chuckles
>>then says this before leavin:
Now that I think about it motherfucker,
smoke it all- I don't feel like doin PCP today.
So Happy Halloween!! And remember this cunt:
Its ok if the trees talk to you,
but you better fucking run if they fondle your bum.
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This is my secret skit from my Hit Single cover:
"Stoner9 NuclearJam"
(the subtitle was "Killing Mary and eating her lamb")
its dedicated to Dark-Angel, who now is the lead singer for
"Y2k Dunce Screamers against Supreme Dreamers"
Oh, and Darkie: Badboy Records want me to tell you that you've been
accepted for a 15 song album!
But you'll have to sing with snoopdogg and coolio.
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Weighted score: 4.8410625
Overall Rank: 10709
Posted: November 8, 2003 9:29 PM PST; Last modified: November 8, 2003 9:29 PM PST
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(SD starts scratching the record untill the player cracks- electrifying freddy, killing him.. then Don took the bro's razor glove and when we gave him the -thats fucked- look he shouted "DOOD THIS SHITS MINE, FUCK YOU PEOPLE")