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Joe-Joe's Retard Trinity Remix (There can be only one) (Free verse) by Y2kSlamPoet
Fleamarket plaza stunk its worst today; aged piss, beer'n car exhaust mostly, with many street strollin twats about. A wetback snivels at the sight of his pushcart, leaking multicolored icecream goo, while Jimmy puffed a doobie- laughing. A bucktoothed ninny spazzed the tango to the drunken banjo Little Johnnie Lollipop squirms-- the Norte Boys pour Mickeys beer and Penzoil on his face. Ocala kids made off with the roach coach tossin tacos and guzzlin safeway sodas. Flattened four filipino sluts before slamming right into towelhead's liquor shop. A bucktoothed ninny spazzed the tango to the drunken banjo Concerned mothers ran, holding babies close. Security woke, arriving on the scene in graffiti golfcarts and chased down the fleeing roach coach pirates. Low grade grub spread allover the fucking place, the shitstorm aroused plenty of sticky fingers. Flea market goods disappeared quick as flames suddenly engulfed several pop-tents in the panic. A bucktoothed ninny spazzed the tango to the drunken banjo Jimmy laid comatose in a puddle of beans and having snatched his doobie- I inhaled deep absorbing the scenery with jubilance. Strolling upto the dimwit reeler, I observed him centered amongst the turmoil, jovial grin spread cross his face, and tossed a quarter at his feet- leaving the scene. A flying bottle slammed into the retards skull right afterwards, exploding glass ending the miserable tango of the drunken banjo. Spittle dripped from his mouth- left to rot till the city cleaners arrive tomorrow.

Up the ladder: marlon

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Posted: October 8, 2003 8:19 AM PDT; Last modified: October 8, 2003 8:19 AM PDT
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[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.162.232 | 8-Oct-03/8:20 AM | Reply
There, isnt that much more lively?
[10] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 8-Oct-03/2:48 PM | Reply
SHIT!!!!!!!!

This win's the first ever HORUSIAN PARODY AWARD! or the HPA (hispictos pubiescent accrusion) The first ever! That was fucking hilarious. I'm serious I was just smoking a joint and reading this and fucking rocking back and forth with a cackle cracking garulous verve emmiting from-a hole in my face. 10!
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.172.124 > horus8 | 8-Oct-03/5:08 PM | Reply
HPA? well, im honored- took my time crafting this one, had 3 different retard lines before tango to the drunken banjo fit perfectly.

wrote it laughin all the way, meth cackles though.. i wish i really snatched jimmies doobie.

[n/a] Joe-joe @ 170.28.4.4 > Y2kSlamPoet | 9-Oct-03/3:21 AM | Reply
You all have become soooo predictible!!! I'm getting sooo bored with it all. This kind of nonesense is so easy to do and it appeals only to the most immature.
[n/a] Joe-joe @ 170.28.4.4 > horus8 | 9-Oct-03/3:32 AM | Reply
Horus,

I am somewhat suprised at you. You are so serious and sensitive about your own work but so inconsiderate and so flipant about the work of others. I am ammused by it all.....having long ago past the point of taking any of the shit here seriously. I've learned a bit about you. I think you are very confused about who you are. Are you a serious artist...or are you a clown...I guess you can be both if you wish....are you a man of wisdom or are you child getting kicks out of the most simple pervsions? I've lost some respect for you my friend....please don't respond by telling me how little you care about my respect and don't try to explain or rationalize...I also am not interested in hearing your insults....it's so boring..Save the childish nonesense for some of the other kiddies on this site that you have so much fun with.
[9] ?-Dave_Mysterious-? @ 163.1.234.227 | 9-Oct-03/7:31 AM | Reply
SHIT MAN!!!

This is the shit. I've just done an ounce of Horlicks and three hob-nobs, and this just like blew my mind. I was like fucking spewing and stuff and chortling so much that my head literally exploded.
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