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FatHairyWomen - Hey! Look! I'M INCREDIBLY DIM-WITTED! (Free verse) by y2kSlamPoetX
Looks like I've stepped on some toddler's toes!?!! But perhaps it's the other way round - who knows!!??! My dear, I'm unique - there's no way I'm a clone!!???!! But please don't leave me and your children alone!!???!!?! I learned many tricks from fat old horus8!!!??!?!? He taught me to suck cock and then matrurb8!!??!!?!? It's very amusing that you decided to rap!!??!?!?! But it was far more interesting than my utter crap!??!?!? I'm not a "hater" but I am decidedly dum!!?!?! I'll cockslap your work with my swaggering bum!?!?! I think that you're far less stupid than me!?!?! I don't have the slightest clue - defin-A-tely!!??! Some writers exchange blows day in and day out!?!?! But I'm just a dunce and a dim-witted lout!!??! I've got no class, experience or wit!??!? My face is quite ugly and my poetry's shit!!??! I babble with senseless emotion all day!!??! I stick my sword in your anus because I am gay!!??! You can play with me like you play with a puppet!!?? Because I'm a just dunce and a dim-witted muppet!!?! Have a nice day!!!!!!?????????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!!! And just for reference purposes ... the original. It's funnier than the " parody" above!!??!?! EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! (Other) by Y2kSlamPoet Well, now, looks like ive stepped on some little toddlers toes.. deary me. No, im not a clone, but i learned alot from horus to help me build up my skills with parody, the concept, etc. Its very amusing that you decided to start spouting rap-like lyrics in some stupid fit of anger, if your going to release some steam, do us all the favor of making it interesting. I'm not a "hater"... you know, when someone starts cockslapping your work with parodies and such, you can learn a good deal, but you definately don't seem to have enough intelligence to make use of it. Your boasting about crushing me and others in some battle of words, and you dont have the slightest clue what your getting into, because trust me, a good amount of writers here exchange blows day in and day out- with class, wit, and experience. Your parody for example failed why? It in no way whatsoever converted Horus's poem into a comic output, you just babbled in senseless emotion. In essence, you dug your sword into your own belly. You want to talk about doing the "mac-10 super attack"? LMAO. Your tripping into a thorn bush- actually your being led into one, its like playing with a puppet. But, by all means, continue your march.. ;) I won't incur any damage after the smoke clears, but I will have entertained myself and flexed my muscles a teeeeny-tiny bit. Oh, and frankly, your a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.

Up the ladder: untitled
Down the ladder: Choices in the Road

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Arithmetic Mean: 2.4
Weighted score: 4.6900725
Overall Rank: 12068
Posted: October 28, 2003 6:07 AM PST; Last modified: October 28, 2003 6:07 AM PST
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[1] Y2KSlamPoet @ 195.157.153.253 | 28-Oct-03/6:25 AM | Reply
Hey man, like, fuck you an' shit for laughin' at me!!?!?!

PEOPLE - DO NOT BE CONFUSED!!!

The user "y2kSlamPoet" should not be confused with me -I am the real Y2KSlamPoet, also known as SupremeDreamer.

I think that the so-called "y2kSlamPoet" is some no-good two-bit loser from the trailer park!!?!?!

He is defanataley rubbish compared with me!

I AM BRILLIANT!!

I AM MORE TALENTED THAN JEREMI HANDRINOS!

I AM THE BEST POET ON THIS DAMN WEBSITE!

YOU FUCKERS!!!
[n/a] Y2kSlamPoet @ 204.31.169.93 > Y2KSlamPoet | 28-Oct-03/12:37 PM | Reply
lmao. *applause*

Good job on spoofing my name. :)
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.116.54 | 28-Oct-03/5:21 PM | Reply
None of you are a match for this master of spoken stupidity. I have an off brown belt in martial farts.
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