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EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! (Other) by Y2kSlamPoet Well, now, looks like ive stepped on some little toddlers toes.. deary
me.
No, im not a clone, but i learned alot from horus to help me build up my
skills with parody, the concept, etc.
Its very amusing that you decided to start spouting rap-like lyrics in
some stupid fit of anger, if your going to release some steam, do us all
the favor of making it interesting.
I'm not a "hater"... you know, when someone starts cockslapping your
work with parodies and such, you can learn a good deal, but you
definately don't seem to have enough intelligence to make use of it.
Your boasting about crushing me and others in some battle of words, and
you dont have the slightest clue what your getting into, because trust
me, a good amount of writers here exchange blows day in and day out-
with class, wit, and experience.
Your parody for example failed why? It in no way whatsoever converted
Horus's poem into a comic output, you just babbled in senseless emotion.
In essence, you dug your sword into your own belly. You want to talk
about doing the "mac-10 super attack"? LMAO.
Your tripping into a thorn bush- actually your being led into one, its
like playing with a puppet.
But, by all means, continue your march.. ;) I won't incur any damage
after the smoke clears, but I will have entertained myself and flexed my
muscles a teeeeny-tiny bit.
Oh, and frankly, your a fucking idiot.
Have a nice day.
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Posted: October 27, 2003 8:00 PM PST; Last modified: October 27, 2003 8:00 PM PSTWeighted score: 4.904638 Overall Rank: 9858 Comments:
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27-Oct-03/8:17 PM
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And ive written this purely because i got nothing better to do, and im always doing this kind of charity "help the retarded" thing.. who knows, maybe one day it might actually help someone.. pfft.
You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark)
SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=- Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.
I reiterate my five crucial points.
1. SupremeDreamer is a tremendous dunce. 2. His assessment of his own importance is hopelessly inaccurate. 3. His assessment of his own ability is hopelessly inaccurate. 4. The thoughts produced by his brain are not worthy of serious consideration. 5. He is incapable of following the most basic rules of spelling and punctuation.
Darkie, you like to put words in my mouth, don't you? where did i ever call myself a master of parodies? no where.
I never said horus was the first person ever to write a parody on poemranker. So, exactly what is the point of babbling about things i never said or implied? nothing, but it looks like your pride is offended, which to me its pathetic.. why the fuck would you care even if i DID say im the master of parodies and that horus was the first poet here on the ranker to write one? I think you need to get out, have your nurse roll you out into the front yard and have some sun.
Update: Again darkie, I have given substance to your spouts, anyway its great that we are back at it again! I can always count on you homie!
I didn't say you called yourself a master of parodies. What I was trying to communicate to your face is that from your frequent posts about parodies, and your incessant gushing about the parodies you have written, it seems as if you THINK you're some sort of parody master. Whether you say it or not, that's what's going on in your miniscule brain. Oh and don't bother trying to bring up that crap about having a higher IQ than me. The difference between you and me is that you lied about your IQ, whereas I have an actual certificate proving that my effective IQ is 106.
Offended my pride? The only thing you have offended is my sense of taste - something you repeatedly abuse whenever you felch yourself into the public domain. I brought up the question of the true origins of the poemeranker parody because I know you have frequently worshipped horus8, and since he seems to have taught you all you know about parodies, I thought that perhaps one of the main reasons for your obsession with them is that they came from his creative genius. If you discovered that they were actually exuded by your nemesis -=Dark_Angel=-, you might think differently. Actually I didn't really think you'd think differently. I thought you'd probably do something like what you're doing now; namely blunder around for a while completely misunderstanding everything and acting like a prime bollock. Sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that I have been playing you since day one... "your my guitar.. i pluck some strings, you make some noise.."
I thought you'de have higher than a virtually dead middle IQ of 107, maybe you are joking, never know with you.
Still what is this great IQ that Supreme The Dreamer has been claiming?
There's nothing wrong with my IQ. It's well within the normal range. SupremeDreamer CLAIMED he had an IQ of something like 122.
Didn't SD used to be a she?
well I once saw him wearing a dress so the answer to your question must be "yes"
He's not still wearing dresses is he, I don't think it appropriate to his gender.
Only on halloween and family reunions.
Ah, claimed? I thought I lied, or thats what you said.
Btw, I have a certificate myself- somewhere in the garbage heap that I call a duplex. It seems that you believe yourself able to read my thoughts and even detect lies! Ofcourse, you've only used your lie detector when the subject has to do with IQ. Oh, and you also reveal my thoughts magically when you want to dictate what I think. Quite impressive, but my Super Bullshit Detector says you really smell, and it left a side-note saying it also thinks your very sensitive about your IQ Rating compared to mine. You even had to deflect me from mentioning it, even though you do more commenting concerning intelligence than I do- And if I remember correctly darkie, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT "IQ"'s UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. Which happens to be why I bothered to mention my IQ, along with my usual comic poke. -Have A Nice Day.
You still don't fucking get it. Your IQ is about 85-95. YOU LIED WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS 122 (or whatever). How convenient that you've lost your certificate. I had my IQ tested by PROFESSIONALS, and it came out as 98. I then spent three years studying and took the test again. I scored 98 again, but the PROFESSIONALS supervising the test said I had an effective IQ of 106, which is HIGHER than yours. SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!11
The idea of you scoring 98 on an IQ test is incredibly amusing. Were you looking for inadvertent correlations between the question and "wrong" answers, that the question-makers were unaware of? That's always fun, especially if you take the time to scribble in an explanation for your choices.
Playing me on the internet, and i dance to the tune alot. (wait, havent i already said this before)? oh my, yes, i think the poem was called blackbird, howl and flatulence where i mentioned that.
"misunderstanding everything and acting like a prime bollock." do you care? that i make you look correct in your opinions of me? hrmm. well, anyway, i have to go take care of some other things.
you're parody is made not credible by the sheer lack of cerical errors.
clerical you mean?
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