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EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE!
Well, now, looks like ive stepped on some little toddlers toes.. deary me.
No, im not a clone, but i learned alot from horus to help me build up my skills with parody, the concept, etc.
Its very amusing that you decided to start spouting rap-like lyrics in some stupid fit of anger, if your going to release some steam, do us all the favor of making it interesting.
I'm not a "hater"... you know, when someone starts cockslapping your work with parodies and such, you can learn a good deal, but you definately don't seem to have enough intelligence to make use of it.
Your boasting about crushing me and others in some battle of words, and you dont have the slightest clue what your getting into, because trust me, a good amount of writers here exchange blows day in and day out- with class, wit, and experience.
Your parody for example failed why? It in no way whatsoever converted Horus's poem into a comic output, you just babbled in senseless emotion.
In essence, you dug your sword into your own belly. You want to talk about doing the "mac-10 super attack"? LMAO.
Your tripping into a thorn bush- actually your being led into one, its like playing with a puppet.
But, by all means, continue your march.. ;) I won't incur any damage after the smoke clears, but I will have entertained myself and flexed my muscles a teeeeny-tiny bit.
Oh, and frankly, your a fucking idiot.
Have a nice day.
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SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=-
Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot.
Have a nice day.
1. SupremeDreamer is a tremendous dunce.
2. His assessment of his own importance is hopelessly inaccurate.
3. His assessment of his own ability is hopelessly inaccurate.
4. The thoughts produced by his brain are not worthy of serious consideration.
5. He is incapable of following the most basic rules of spelling and punctuation.
I never said horus was the first person ever to write a parody on poemranker.
So, exactly what is the point of babbling about things i never said or implied? nothing, but it looks like your pride is offended, which to me its pathetic.. why the fuck would you care even if i DID say im the master of parodies and that horus was the first poet here on the ranker to write one?
I think you need to get out, have your nurse roll you out into the front yard and have some sun.
Offended my pride? The only thing you have offended is my sense of taste - something you repeatedly abuse whenever you felch yourself into the public domain. I brought up the question of the true origins of the poemeranker parody because I know you have frequently worshipped horus8, and since he seems to have taught you all you know about parodies, I thought that perhaps one of the main reasons for your obsession with them is that they came from his creative genius. If you discovered that they were actually exuded by your nemesis -=Dark_Angel=-, you might think differently. Actually I didn't really think you'd think differently. I thought you'd probably do something like what you're doing now; namely blunder around for a while completely misunderstanding everything and acting like a prime bollock.
Sooner or later you're going to have to face the fact that I have been playing you since day one... "your my guitar.. i pluck some strings, you make some noise.."
Still what is this great IQ that Supreme The Dreamer has been claiming?
Btw, I have a certificate myself- somewhere in the garbage heap that I call a duplex. It seems that you believe yourself able to read my thoughts and even detect lies! Ofcourse, you've only used your lie detector when the subject has to do with IQ.
Oh, and you also reveal my thoughts magically when you want to dictate what I think. Quite impressive, but my Super Bullshit Detector says you really smell, and it left a side-note saying it also thinks your very sensitive about your IQ Rating compared to mine. You even had to deflect me from mentioning it, even though you do more commenting concerning intelligence than I do-
And if I remember correctly darkie, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO BROUGHT "IQ"'s UP IN THE FIRST PLACE. Which happens to be why I bothered to mention my IQ, along with my usual comic poke.
-Have A Nice Day.
"misunderstanding everything and acting like a prime bollock."
do you care? that i make you look correct in your opinions of me? hrmm. well, anyway, i have to go take care of some other things.
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