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EarthWaterAir - Hey! Look! IM MR FIRE! (Other) by Y2kSlamPoet

Well, now, looks like ive stepped on some little toddlers toes.. deary me. No, im not a clone, but i learned alot from horus to help me build up my skills with parody, the concept, etc. Its very amusing that you decided to start spouting rap-like lyrics in some stupid fit of anger, if your going to release some steam, do us all the favor of making it interesting. I'm not a "hater"... you know, when someone starts cockslapping your work with parodies and such, you can learn a good deal, but you definately don't seem to have enough intelligence to make use of it. Your boasting about crushing me and others in some battle of words, and you dont have the slightest clue what your getting into, because trust me, a good amount of writers here exchange blows day in and day out- with class, wit, and experience. Your parody for example failed why? It in no way whatsoever converted Horus's poem into a comic output, you just babbled in senseless emotion. In essence, you dug your sword into your own belly. You want to talk about doing the "mac-10 super attack"? LMAO. Your tripping into a thorn bush- actually your being led into one, its like playing with a puppet. But, by all means, continue your march.. ;) I won't incur any damage after the smoke clears, but I will have entertained myself and flexed my muscles a teeeeny-tiny bit. Oh, and frankly, your a fucking idiot. Have a nice day.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 28-Oct-03/3:56 AM
You're always banging on about parodies as if they're the most important things in the world and that you are some sort of parody-master. You're not a parody-master. You're a parody-witney. Clearly the novelty is taking a lot longer to wear off on you than it did on your forebears. Incidentally - and this may shock you - it wasn't horus8 who wrote the first poemeranker parody. It wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of rewriting someone's beautiful work of art, replacing every second word with the word "nappy" (or similar). And it wasn't horus8 who came up with the idea of exaggerating the most pompous lines to the point of fotherington-overload. Guess who started the parody craze, my lad? (1 mark)

SupremeDreamer's Brain (parody) by -=Dark_Angel=-

Yes, parodies are so important! People shouldn't get angry because of my parodies - they should read them and learn from their mastakes. Horus8 has taught me so much about writing parodies, and now I like to think I know quite a bit about them! I'm not here just to piss people off - sure I might do that, but you can really learn a hell of a lot from my intelligent tomfoolery. Heck I'm a cool guy, I hang out, I take drugs and shit, and I'm creative with a great sense of humour. Why not just think of my parodies as an intelligent and witty form of constructive criticism; a mere reflection of your own piece of work. But not a straightforward reflection, I might add. I like to think of myself as a mirror that can reflect poetry fragments whilst simultaneously using my humour and creativity skills to highlight their poetic weaknesses. That's all I'm trying to do, and if that pisses you off then you're a fucking idiot.

Have a nice day.




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