poemranker ::20 most recent comments by Settle and replies

Comments bySettle, the 20 most recent, including replies. Only comments on poems

on Baggage (3rd ending) by INTRANSIT 15 May 2005, 8:16 PM
Too precious
on Lie2Me: Sexual Frustration by Y2kSlamPoet 28 Aug 2003, 10:31 PM
Or Gerhard Bonerchter. Wait that doesn't work. Boneridgett Riley?? No, that's even worse. Cicely Boner?? No, terrible. Versmear?? Leonardo Da Pinchie? Marc ShagAll? Jean Arpboner??? FUCK IT ALL.
on Open my bum Oh Lord (Museheart parody) By Jesus Niggerstein by Bachus 28 Aug 2003, 10:25 PM
This is my favorite part: "into Your baboony ass". Is it yours? 10.
replying on The Mellifluous Sound of God: Musical Eden by Don-Quixote 28 Aug 2003, 2:44 PM
Or, if you're a genius like me, you can just copy and paste.
on Memorial Park by Mona Lisa 20 Aug 2003, 6:24 AM
I am pro-found.
on Iterated Fuck by nentwined 20 Aug 2003, 6:24 AM
gross. where's the love.
on Coffle by Wulf 20 Aug 2003, 6:23 AM
let's wife swap, but since none of us is married we can just drink a lot and grope each other awkwardly wait was that out loud.
on Fingers 'Round My Heart by Wulf 20 Aug 2003, 6:16 AM
Because I love you so much I rubber banded a kitchen sponge around the drain pipe of the kitchen sink so that you wouldn't hit your head when I shoved you under the sink.
on ? by Crakyamuni 20 Aug 2003, 6:15 AM
the opening organ part of Roxy Music's "Editions of You" is stolen from "Brown Sugar"
on Summer by MaliqaTara 20 Aug 2003, 6:13 AM
Add a line about silver starfish.
on Para Sa Aking Sinta by NewbieMe 20 Aug 2003, 6:11 AM
bril Liant.
on Stargazing Illusionist by DreamerSupreme 20 Aug 2003, 6:11 AM
skipped everything after the first line, too long.
on Please vote zero by King Abdullah I 20 Aug 2003, 6:11 AM
useless.
on The Kansas City Chiefs suck by Jeremi B. Handrinos 20 Aug 2003, 6:10 AM
Brilliant, the ladder line. I have no idea what it means either.
on selfish by <~> 20 Aug 2003, 6:10 AM
A joystick isn't really something you should be fighting over. Although strong like a horse's leg, it can be also delicate, like a flower wrapped in silk. 8.
on Karma by blankel 20 Aug 2003, 6:09 AM
HA too true.
on wandering, north by <~> 20 Aug 2003, 6:09 AM
Unbelievably bad.0
on (The vinyards of Tuscany) by Patsy 20 Aug 2003, 6:08 AM
GRAPE, ha, I love it, will steal.
on Keanu Vs The mystery of life by Shardik 20 Aug 2003, 6:07 AM
oh god no no no no. This is truly the width of a circle right here.
on Those Crazy's people in my brainsky by Shardik 20 Aug 2003, 6:07 AM
wait why didn't you use a traveller's cheque. 10.