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Those Crazy's people in my brainsky (Free verse) by Shardik
A supremely bright and ample sunny morning complete with the chirpings of birds' and buzzing of bees' amongst the Wild flowers, so aromatic and unfolding. I sniffy with my nose and stretch. Now I leave the comfort of my front porch’s aqua blue awning shady. I am unfolding also like the paper at my toes, bending for it I linger long enough to crack all twenty of my knuckles and yawn with my face 'tween kneecaps I can see my front door behind me upside down. I also hear my eggs frying. I think, odd that I can't visualize them upside down. Perhaps my id wont let me for fear of them falling out of the pan. spinning 'pon my heels and noticing I have no dog I bolt inside and purchase one via my new card swiping phone, but when it arrives it's no puppy it's an ostrich? What the fuck I think, digging back into my pocket for a wallet instead I pull out a bunny, but the ostrich eats the bunny being a carnivorous sort of bird, very rare and all, with my credit card still in that Easter creature's brain. I say to the bird, "what up Mr. plumage? why the violent behavior?" It replies by pecking out my eyes with its blunt beak and sawing off my penis with it's serrated jawskys. Just kidding that was a daydream I had quick like when I had my face in-between my legs while getting the paper a second or two ago, remember. Now, what I want to do is skip real lady-esque into my back yard. Nail my Gene Simmons’s tongue To the bird house on the pole with those shiny Copper shingle nails and a craftsman 21 0z. Hammersky Did I remember... yes the honey... I pour it Over my swollen and bleeding mouth muscle top The miniature roof of the bird's house. Using my power to control insects. I summon the bear. I am no poet. I am no man. I’m funky Poor poor Thinker Rich rich Fissures Race on Race on Crazy.

Up the ladder: Root Shallow
Down the ladder: I Hate You

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Posted: February 18, 2003 2:02 PM PST; Last modified: February 18, 2003 2:02 PM PST
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[8] deleted user @ 67.84.174.185 | 20-Feb-03/9:03 PM | Reply
well, there is much that can be said of ostrich egg-over-easy, as 'tis no mean feat to ease one over. outsky?

as for the shiny copper nails, i think a coil would suit thee better, tesla-ated and free for the asking, and used to fry thr aforementioned dejeuner. sur l'herbe. nekkid. fiend.
exhale now, ski.

p.s. the horned beast has an eye for thy horn, and a tooth for tutelage. 8
[8] celiff @ 172.192.243.107 | 5-Mar-03/7:38 PM | Reply
Not to my taste. You should try arranging the verses in a visually stimulating arrangements.
[10] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 | 5-Mar-03/7:52 PM | Reply
You are such a chicken, and just so unvisual. Painful really. To watch i mean. Not that I saw BECAUSE IT WAS NOT VISUAL. I REPEAT, TOTALLY UNVISUAL. And inconsiderately confusingly bland to mine eye. Meaning, well. I could not see it. No where. Not a fucking trace.
[3] poetandknowit @ 65.101.211.67 | 11-Mar-03/8:23 AM | Reply
Odd images all around and interesting use of grammar in places, but that in no matter to the daring and original, those who now must fill the cancer-ridden shoes of Stan Rice.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > poetandknowit | 14-Mar-03/12:01 PM | Reply
Who's Stan Rice?
[n/a] suckmychucks @ 64.41.22.175 | 10-Apr-03/11:49 AM | Reply
amungst? you're not from around here, are you...
[5] Lord Ganus @ 68.14.26.239 | 10-Apr-03/11:11 PM | Reply
interesting. tired ending, do something interesting. break it up or shorten it and stick it all together. Think.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 | 8-May-03/12:51 AM | Reply
Have you ever stepped into a mound of your own used nappies so deep you thought God had pulled open his cheeks and you'd fallen in? I haven't. But I bet you have, you sick fucker.
[10] leonxic @ 204.218.227.5 | 20-May-03/11:16 PM | Reply
i'll give you a ten; i 2 m insane...sky
[10] god'swife @ 198.81.26.113 | 6-Jun-03/12:49 PM | Reply
Oh me oh my. Best thing all day.
[6] RealmOfSong @ 64.254.42.191 | 10-Jun-03/10:46 AM | Reply
I like this one, it's funny ^_^ And I like the repetition of "-sky"
[6] PoeTech @ 209.122.235.155 | 20-Jun-03/12:15 PM | Reply
Be sure to read my latest poem - Theology - It's amazing!!
[10] Free2Rhyme15 @ 209.214.109.116 | 22-Jul-03/1:14 PM | Reply
wow really long and its really good!
[5] DJCARTER @ 80.205.204.107 | 23-Jul-03/7:27 PM | Reply
sorry... you lost me
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > DJCARTER | 23-Jul-03/10:06 PM | Reply
I'd wager you were lost at birth.
[n/a] LuckyJoe @ 206.72.7.13 | 26-Jul-03/5:22 PM | Reply
I'm confused... but you made me laugh so all the better. Skipped from one thing to another.. but if you were trying to make the reader laugh and be confused you've managed... nice job.
[n/a] deleted user @ 24.222.81.233 | 18-Aug-03/12:48 PM | Reply
If you were any more gymnastical, you would be fantastical.
[10] Settle @ 67.75.22.253 | 20-Aug-03/6:07 AM | Reply
wait why didn't you use a traveller's cheque. 10.
[8] J.B. Manning @ 129.44.35.24 | 20-Aug-03/1:41 PM | Reply
very very fluid.
[9] deleted user @ 66.215.221.84 | 27-Aug-03/4:52 PM | Reply
I liked it. (9)
[7] tadpole @ 24.55.116.69 | 3-Sep-03/10:37 AM | Reply
liked the first 16 lines
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