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Keanu Vs The mystery of life (Haiku) by Shardik
Can I fly? Dude, way. First Bill & Ted, now Dog Star. Fetch me a Snapple. Of all the dumb luck. My friend, you set new standards. Who's your agent?

Up the ladder: The Crutchling
Down the ladder: Foresight

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Arithmetic Mean: 5.736842
Weighted score: 5.7018967
Overall Rank: 1948
Posted: March 7, 2003 11:51 AM PST; Last modified: May 23, 2003 9:54 AM PDT
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Comments:
[8] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 7-Mar-03/1:53 PM | Reply
spin it.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > <~> | 7-Mar-03/2:09 PM | Reply
ohh..spin it.?
[8] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 | 7-Mar-03/2:03 PM | Reply
you can do better, though.
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > <~> | 7-Mar-03/2:07 PM | Reply
i was being funny, but give me an example.
[3] lost in america @ 65.100.176.196 | 7-Mar-03/2:31 PM | Reply
Pretty pointless and off the mark for a haiku. Sorry.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 7-Mar-03/3:04 PM | Reply
I said you were a good poet. Don't confuse that with you actually knowing what in the fuck you are talking about. You aren't that good friend by a long shot. Sorry, but fact.
[3] lost in america @ 65.100.176.196 > Bachus | 7-Mar-03/3:09 PM | Reply
You said I was a good poet? You just called me a fuck face.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > lost in america | 7-Mar-03/3:12 PM | Reply
Yeah. I know. Life is weird like that friend. You are a good poet, but you suck at critiquing. No offense fuck face? cheers.
[3] lost in america @ 65.100.176.196 > Bachus | 7-Mar-03/3:17 PM | Reply
I think any critique I give is only an opinion, which is my own and I do believe I have a right to that regardless.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 > lost in america | 7-Mar-03/3:17 PM | Reply
You see writing poetry and reading poetry are quite different. One can not read all poetry from the mind of a poet. It makes you seem starchy, and personally that is something that i consider beneath me, and a bit tiresome and unimaginative. Which funnily enough was what you tried to add to your poetry and failed. like dark angel said in his comment. read that comment again closely, and you will find why i concure.
[3] lost in america @ 65.100.176.196 > Bachus | 7-Mar-03/3:28 PM | Reply
Okay, quickdraw, you are right. I will go back and try to add depth that is not beneath you.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.113.154 | 7-Mar-03/11:17 PM | Reply
Oh Shardik... You trap baiter you.


Must your mind live at the Cirkle K

Try

Chapstick from my ass
You know? I just love Oprah.
Want a Chocodile?
[8] razorgrin @ 198.164.188.66 | 8-Mar-03/7:09 PM | Reply
whoa...
[n/a] wLeBlancw @ 198.81.26.167 | 9-Mar-03/5:12 PM | Reply
You are an excellent poet!
[n/a] Shardik @ 24.126.113.154 > wLeBlancw | 9-Mar-03/5:46 PM | Reply
You aren't!
[3] bondjedi @ 12.228.21.93 | 20-Apr-03/12:26 PM | Reply
Timely in this year of Matrix films.
[n/a] wFraser Allonby Q.C.w @ 195.157.153.253 | 23-May-03/9:57 AM | Reply
HOW DOES THIS GET TO THE FRONT OF THE QUEUE OF "MOST RECENT POEMS" ON 21 MAY 2003 WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN ND POSTED ON 7 MARCH 2003? IT'S BEYOND COMPREHENSION
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[10] Bill Z Bub @ 24.112.224.232 | 23-May-03/10:08 AM | Reply
The question before you is, do you rate the poem high or low? Zero or Ten? The thing of it is, though: the choice has already been made for you. You just have to understand WHY you will make that choice.

In conclusion, Monica Belucci has nice cleavage and I TOOK THE PURPLE PILL!

Sincerely,

Mr. Anderson
[0] dougsoderstrom @ 207.80.112.1 | 23-May-03/1:06 PM | Reply
Read Soderstrom's new poem-----It's great!
[n/a] wCUNTw @ 195.157.153.253 > dougsoderstrom | 24-May-03/8:09 AM | Reply
Read my new poem ("Doug Soderstrom")----it's a WINNER!
[4] RealmOfSong @ 64.254.42.191 | 10-Jun-03/10:12 AM | Reply
Keanu cracks me up... ^_^
[5] PoeTech @ 209.122.235.155 | 20-Jun-03/12:16 PM | Reply
Be sure to read my latest poem - Theology - It's amazing!!
[5] DJCARTER @ 138.180.90.46 | 19-Jul-03/6:51 AM | Reply
Interesting indeed.
[9] Settle @ 67.75.22.253 | 20-Aug-03/6:07 AM | Reply
oh god no no no no. This is truly the width of a circle right here.
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