Re: a comment on It's Time by PoeticXTC	10-Jan-06/7:10 AM
That last comment is a complete lie. South Africa is run by Aids, for Aids. Don't believe M'beki; its infected him and made him its ally in its quest for world domination. it is real and it is powerful, if we are not careful it could spread outside of the blacks and gorillas who mate with each other and consume the whole world in some kind of pandemic
Re: a comment on "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	11-Oct-05/12:50 PM
That's pretty fucking incisive. What I still don't understand about this cunt God is why he is such a petty minded fucker. This fucking God is a dull cunt - like some kind of busy body housewife - put the table against that wall no not that wall, that wall, it is the will of god that there should be a big table up there with a fucking great big cross on it to symbolise my ultimate sacrifice now fucking set to it and none of your arguing you fucking Protestants of course I want my house to be nice - who wants to fucking live in a whitewashed barn now get some fucking bling on the walls like the Catholics you cunts. As for you fucking Jews lose the fucking dreadlocks you look like my rastifarian children who are all errant stoners.
Re: "46 million babies a year" by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.	29-Sep-05/9:12 AM
Then holy trinity can thus be explained, As a squeeze, a wipe and flush, And like Jesu on the cross we are pained, To break it in half with a brush. Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
Re: Night Shift by ALChemy	22-Aug-05/10:52 AM
Immense.
Re: Pity Her by Dovina	22-Aug-05/10:51 AM
no
Re: First by Dovina	9-Aug-05/2:38 PM
Proper.
Re: Ain,t Life Fuckin Great,(part2 The Stone Man) by Bethy	9-Aug-05/2:34 PM
Clever, Sad and droopy.
Re: a comment on Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp	8-Aug-05/1:14 PM
thanks you colossal stain.
Re: a comment on SO DON'T GIVE UP ON YOUR LOVE by prettyktm	25-Jul-05/11:42 AM
Dovina, only waddling middle adged lezzas with no confidence in their butch looks preface a comment with the expression "I mean".
Re: THE HANDS OF THE CLOCK by prettyktm	25-Jul-05/11:32 AM
Richard Whiteley once told me to fuck off. I think he meant the message to be passed on to you from beyond the grave.
Re: Stabbed with a Carrot by T. Jonathron Remp	25-Jul-05/11:31 AM
If gayness could be reduced to its raw intrinsic matter and then condensed into some form of compound it would be a potion on which you would daily have gorged until your bottom was as dilated as a blue whales snatch.
Re: My Golden Birthday by jessicazee	25-Jul-05/11:28 AM
A terrible ripple of bottom fat on an otherwise blemish-free nappy.
Re: Worth by Dovina	25-Jul-05/11:26 AM
I see from this poem that you are still a terribly wounded ditch pig.
Re: a comment on Eagle by Mr Pig	1-Jul-05/3:01 AM
Shut up Blue Magpie, do relish techinical detail if so you miss the point of poetry. Imagine your take on the work of Wordsworth: "I wandered lonely as a cloud" Actually, clouds can't be lonely as they are formed of water vapour and don't have feelings, and often clouds appear in groups known as "fronts" so even if they did have feelings, which they don't, then they would not actually be lonely. you birk.
Re: Fair Warning by cockmage	2-Jun-05/3:03 AM
Please keep the picture of his beard.
Re: Thanks again by Everyone	16-May-05/8:34 AM
I did not betray my friend Damien by publishing this filth.
Re: I want to know what a lifes like.... by Damien	16-May-05/7:45 AM
Good - not sure about the use of a / in the poem it leads to a question without the tell tale sign of a ? to signify such. However it still throughs some awesome shapes.
Re: On the Bank of Lake Michigan by jessicazee	16-May-05/7:42 AM
Disappointing.
Re: a comment on Mid Years by Dovina	16-May-05/7:41 AM
If I may be allowed to interupt and exposulate forth an opinion; The two most important aspects in a relationship are oral sex and anal sex. A willingness on behalf of both parties to willingly give the other partner oral sex will ensure a happy, lomng lasting relationship, a willingness to submit to anal sex may allow for initial excitement but will, after a period of months/year, create such revulsion as to render the relationship a disgustingly sagged Dovina.
Re: a comment on Mid Years by Dovina	13-May-05/1:24 AM
I take your issue over the economy of relationships. Imagine, if you will, an x axis marked $ per shag and a y axis marked time. I believe that given the high initial costs in a relationship with low initial sex count that an immediate release would be cheaper if purchased at say $60 for an hour. In fact, given that relationships also require monthly management fees for dinner, initially contraception, gifts and the fact you can't actually have the filthy sex your require for at least six months purchasing sex from a professional is in fact a more efficient method of obtaining regular, and crucially - satisfactory - release, with greater variety and with professionals who are not rendered incapable once a month due to stuffing themselves with jam rags.