| Re: Maybe I Wasnât Born on a Foolâs Day by Dovina |
12-Apr-06/5:45 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Muff by Stephen Robins |
21-Mar-06/8:25 AM |
Quite frankly, no:
http://www.made-in-korea.co.uk/ben_fogle.jpg
I have had the honour to be Ben Fogle's proximity on two occasions. The first was at a game of polo where he wore a splendid tweed ensemble finished off with a rakish pair of Wellington Boots. The gash was quite literrely swooning all over him as he lisped about the latest series of animal park.
The second occasion was on a beach in Devon where he defied common decency and bestrode the golden sands in nought but a pair of speedos. To say the g'wat were having wide ons all over the beach is to ignore the frantic rustling as they rubbed their pubic mounds.
He is an example to us all.
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| Re: Perils of the Learning Curve by Dovina |
21-Mar-06/7:55 AM |
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I suggest you use a splint in the middle of the poem to try and hold this limp flaccid work together.
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| Re: a comment on Muff by Stephen Robins |
21-Mar-06/7:53 AM |
Ben Fogle is indeed deserving of a lexcion of praise. I can not think of a pleasant adjective that would look out of place in front of his name:
Valiant Ben Fogle
Blissful Ben Fogle
Brave Ben Fogle
Gleaming Ben Fogle
Dewy eyed Ben Fogle
Whereas the inverse is true of John Craven:
Nasty John Craven
Withered John Craven
Predatory John Craven
Drug-crazed John Craven
And as for that whoare Kate Humble:
No-gag-reflex Kate Humble
Gobby Kate Humble
Leaking Kate Humble
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| Re: The Peccadillary by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. |
21-Mar-06/4:32 AM |
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Very droll squire, very droll indeed.
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| Re: a comment on No other limericks? by gothwalk |
21-Mar-06/4:31 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Muff by Stephen Robins |
21-Mar-06/4:30 AM |
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That comment could be applied to any of my "poetry".
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| Re: a comment on There by Dovina |
16-Mar-06/6:20 AM |
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You are like Gary Glitter's cock. You know what you are about to do is stupid and shouldn't be done but yet you still keep poking your head up to take a good slapping.
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| Re: a comment on There by Dovina |
16-Mar-06/6:17 AM |
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"Your entire life is a moral and intellectual abdication." is the best comment on the whole of poemranker about Dovina.
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| Re: Historical Epic by Bobjim |
17-Feb-06/7:49 AM |
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A throbbing nimbus of sperm.
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| Re: a comment on Recognition by nentwined |
16-Feb-06/7:16 AM |
Your powers of deduction are astoundingly inaccurate.
I am clearly not the "guy" who has been logging in with fake usernames. Check user by IPS for confirmation; you will find I have two Stephen Robins and fuzzylogicisatwat.
I am in no way a fan of Zodiac or any of his aliases. He writes appallingly damp poemes about tender issues which have no place being thought about by a man.
Fraser Allonby, the real culprit, is a massive fat man who blunders around like somekind of pederast's stiffy at morning break, leaving colossal signs of his bad breeding and horrendous usage of the nomanitive accusative to impart his appalling ill-thought out verse. Read "Junior Trees" if you would like confirmation.
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| Re: a comment on Recognition by nentwined |
16-Feb-06/6:15 AM |
You colossal cunt. "stealing usernames?"
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| Re: hendrimike is totally gay by wzodlacw |
13-Feb-06/8:36 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
13-Feb-06/8:01 AM |
Fraser's legs are now dso big he has dispensed with trousers safe in the knowledge that he is so fat no one will ever be able to guess he has genitals.
There once was a barrister so fat,
He left destruction whe're he sat,
His cock disappeared,
And it was feared,
That he'd grown a fat twat.
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| Re: patty t is totally gay by wFraser Allonby Q.C.w |
13-Feb-06/6:25 AM |
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| Re: a comment on Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
13-Feb-06/6:20 AM |
1 b is actually me. Fucker.
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| Re: Beard my Homemade Negro Jesus (Improved! With AIDS!) by Everyone |
13-Feb-06/6:06 AM |
I bearded my negro with a breast,
And entered him in a beauty contest,
But the boobies were pale,
And looked wrong on a male,
He went down a storm in the Mid West!
I bearded my Jesus in the Koran,
And bade him march on Xian,
But the city in China,
Gave our Negro a shiner,
Thereby abandoning our rapprochement!
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| Re: My Fatherâs World by Dovina |
9-Feb-06/6:35 AM |
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Proof, if it were needed, that you can't polish a turd.
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| Re: The copper man and Labrador by Caducus |
10-Jan-06/9:15 AM |
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No poor person owns a golden labrador, the poem therefore has no resonance with anything I have ever experienced and I work in Mayfair for fucks sake. Complete rubbish, kindly change to a mongrel.
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| Re: Desperate Season by Sisterwolf |
10-Jan-06/9:10 AM |
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Like swallowing a gigantic glass of swamped bed linen.
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