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"46 million babies a year" (Other) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. Each man kills the Thing he loves,
By each let this be heard:
He does it when he pulls the chain,
And says "Goodbye" to Turd.
The coward does it with a brush,
The brave man with his paws,
The servant does it with a scowl,
And yearns for kinder chores.
But one man dared to keep His Dung;
To tame what He adored.
He taught It how to live, and love:
That man was Christ our Lord.
And even though His Dumpling dried,
And perished shortly after,
Its passing was to tears of love,
And not a toilet's laughter.
Yet each man kills the Thing he loves,
And every death proclaims:
However much you wipe your bum,
A moral stain remains.
Up the ladder:
Grandma
Down the ladder:
in a parking lot
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Posted: September 21, 2005 12:19 PM PDT; Last modified: September 21, 2005 12:19 PM PDTWeighted score: 6.5 Overall Rank: 698 Comments:
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ALChemy @ 65.188.89.69
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21-Sep-05/1:46 PM
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Shitty poem.
How did the Dumpling die? Did He squeeze it too hard? Did it just dry out?
It died of exposure.
Then holy trinity can thus be explained,
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush, And like Jesu on the cross we are pained, To break it in half with a brush. Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?
"Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast chopped off thine foreskin, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not chopped of their foreskins, and yet have believed."
John 20:29 Noah is so loved because he is by far the most Excellent character in the Bible: "And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren." Genesis 9:20-25 Moral of the story? If you see your drunken father passed out naked on his tent, then you should be enslaved. What wisdom.
That's pretty fucking incisive. What I still don't understand about this cunt God is why he is such a petty minded fucker. This fucking God is a dull cunt - like some kind of busy body housewife - put the table against that wall no not that wall, that wall, it is the will of god that there should be a big table up there with a fucking great big cross on it to symbolise my ultimate sacrifice now fucking set to it and none of your arguing you fucking Protestants of course I want my house to be nice - who wants to fucking live in a whitewashed barn now get some fucking bling on the walls like the Catholics you cunts. As for you fucking Jews lose the fucking dreadlocks you look like my rastifarian children who are all errant stoners.
Edward Longshanks once said of the scottish cad william wallace
"A man does himself good business when he rids himself of a turd" Vintage. Love the bit about the coward and a brush. What is the inspiration behind your poemes of poo?
Another heartfelt classic indeed. I'm looking forward to the day you publish a composium of your best works.
One more embrowned gasp of astonishment from the eerie bowels of Hell.
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