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"46 million babies a year" (Other) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Each man kills the Thing he loves, By each let this be heard: He does it when he pulls the chain, And says "Goodbye" to Turd. The coward does it with a brush, The brave man with his paws, The servant does it with a scowl, And yearns for kinder chores. But one man dared to keep His Dung; To tame what He adored. He taught It how to live, and love: That man was Christ our Lord. And even though His Dumpling dried, And perished shortly after, Its passing was to tears of love, And not a toilet's laughter. Yet each man kills the Thing he loves, And every death proclaims: However much you wipe your bum, A moral stain remains.

-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 29-Sep-05/3:22 PM
"Jesus saith unto him, Thomas, because thou hast chopped off thine foreskin, thou hast believed: blessed are they that have not chopped of their foreskins, and yet have believed."
John 20:29

Noah is so loved because he is by far the most Excellent character in the Bible:

"And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard: And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent. And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without. And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness. And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him. And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren."
Genesis 9:20-25

Moral of the story? If you see your drunken father passed out naked on his tent, then you should be enslaved. What wisdom.





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