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"46 million babies a year" (Other) by -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I.

Each man kills the Thing he loves, By each let this be heard: He does it when he pulls the chain, And says "Goodbye" to Turd. The coward does it with a brush, The brave man with his paws, The servant does it with a scowl, And yearns for kinder chores. But one man dared to keep His Dung; To tame what He adored. He taught It how to live, and love: That man was Christ our Lord. And even though His Dumpling dried, And perished shortly after, Its passing was to tears of love, And not a toilet's laughter. Yet each man kills the Thing he loves, And every death proclaims: However much you wipe your bum, A moral stain remains.

Stephen Robins 29-Sep-05/9:12 AM
Then holy trinity can thus be explained,
As a squeeze, a wipe and flush,
And like Jesu on the cross we are pained,
To break it in half with a brush.

Can I ask a question, why are Chriatians so selective in their reading of the 0ld Testament? Why do they like Noah but ignore chopping off their foreskins? Is 'cos Jesus taught us that that was all outdated tosh?




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