Re: a comment on Let Me In (I need some chaps) by TanHand	4-Mar-03/10:21 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (I typed all those out). This poem isn't supposed to make too much sense. It was inspired by >>http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1583.html<< The poem itself is what happens when I get an idea and just run with it. This is mock-poetry - I make it up as I go along trying very hard to make it read like poetry. It's normally pretty good.
Re: An Ode to minorties that use Paprika by Shardik	4-Mar-03/10:16 PM
Still sucks.
Re: G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah	3-Mar-03/9:43 PM
It's worth mentioning that you should never do anyone a favour so great that you cannot think of a way they could repay you.
Re: a comment on G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah	3-Mar-03/9:42 PM
We're all very good in bed here at poemranker. Take me for example. Amazing. Simply amazing.
Re: The Astronaut in Trouble by Fear of Garbage	3-Mar-03/9:36 PM
Settle's astronaut poem was much better. Bless him. 3.
Re: i said, he said by eyzwdeshut	3-Mar-03/9:32 PM
Oh dear no I've embarassed myself.
Re: i said, he said by eyzwdeshut	3-Mar-03/9:31 PM
Boring, nice layout. OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER / ,,, | @ .-. \_c / ) \_ ____/ / \`-._/ / \ /`- / \/ / \ / (\/ | \ / | /_) |_) VK DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
Re: Cannibalism by Enki	3-Mar-03/9:29 PM
Have you actually ever tasted human flesh? I have. Know who Nathaniel Bar-Jonah is? Well he's in jail. I once was at one of his dinner parties in MA.
Re: I love your pink little bow by <{Baba^Yaga}>	3-Mar-03/9:25 PM
Ha ha ha. LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS. HA HA HA HA. MOTHERFUCKER, GAZE AT IT. HAA HAA HAA HAA.
Re: Karma by blankel	3-Mar-03/9:11 PM
Whhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooocares NOT ME. WORK ON THE PART WHERE I ENJOY READING YOUR WORK. YOU SELFISH PRICK. ALL YOU THINK ABOUT IS SELF EXPRESSION. NEWS FLASH: NOBODY GIVES A SHIT UNTIL YOU GIVE THEM A REASON.
Re: wandering, north by <~>	3-Mar-03/9:10 PM
Is this a joke?? This is the most bitterly derisive piece of poetry ever written. When you rhyme hope with joke...well the act of RHYMING is a bit silly, isn't it? Unless it is transparent. Which in this case, it isn't. 7 for not making your intentions clearer.
Re: Summer by MaliqaTara	3-Mar-03/9:09 PM
I've read much worse.
Re: Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin	3-Mar-03/9:08 PM
Poemes huh? Fucking talentless poseur. You don't have the talent, you know? The talent. That's what's missing. Irreverence, gore, who gives a shit. Raise your hand. The class is silent.
Re: What the runes said by INTRANSIT	3-Mar-03/9:06 PM
Interesting work. Nice narrative. Doesn't say a whole hell of a lot very clearly.
Re: Mississipi Murder by scitz	3-Mar-03/9:05 PM
1. Don't give a fuck what inspired it. 2. You rhymed shot by there own creed with "ethnic need". You took something serious and turned into a piece of shit, good work. If you're going to tackle big issues you could at least try a little harder.
Re: a comment on THE FATHER by w~* ATHENA *~w	23-Feb-03/4:58 PM
The irony of "Less Is More" is that LMVDR was a fatass.
Re: Ad patres el prostitute by <{Baba^Yaga}>	23-Feb-03/4:55 PM
As far as this poem is concerned, pump up the irony, use it as a tragic device.
Re: a comment on Ad patres el prostitute by <{Baba^Yaga}>	23-Feb-03/4:29 PM
Thanks for the tip honeypie
Re: a comment on Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo	22-Feb-03/7:07 PM
He's <i>always</i> right
Re: a comment on Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo	22-Feb-03/7:00 PM
Yo! Nes! MAYBE.