replying on Let Me In (I need some chaps) by TanHand
4 Mar 2003, 10:21 PM
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA (I typed all those out). This poem isn't supposed to make too much sense. It was inspired by >>http://www.jerkcity.com/jerkcity1583.h
on An Ode to minorties that use Paprika by Shardik
4 Mar 2003, 10:16 PM
Still sucks.
on G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah
3 Mar 2003, 9:43 PM
It's worth mentioning that you should never do anyone a favour so great that you cannot think of a way they could repay you.
replying on G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah
3 Mar 2003, 9:42 PM
We're all very good in bed here at poemranker. Take me for example. Amazing. Simply amazing.
on The Astronaut in Trouble by Fear of Garbage
3 Mar 2003, 9:36 PM
Settle's astronaut poem was much better. Bless him. 3.
on i said, he said by eyzwdeshut
3 Mar 2003, 9:32 PM
Oh dear no I've embarassed myself.
on i said, he said by eyzwdeshut
3 Mar 2003, 9:31 PM
Boring, nice layout.
OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT
COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER
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| @ .-.
\_c / )
\_ ____/ /
\`-._/ /
\ /`- /
\/ /
\ /
(\/
| \
/ |
/_) |_) VK
DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT
COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER
/
,,,
| @ .-.
\_c / )
\_ ____/ /
\`-._/ /
\ /`- /
\/ /
\ /
(\/
| \
/ |
/_) |_) VK
DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
on Cannibalism by Enki
3 Mar 2003, 9:29 PM
Have you actually ever tasted human flesh? I have. Know who Nathaniel Bar-Jonah is? Well he's in jail. I once was at one of his dinner parties in MA.
on I love your pink little bow by <{Baba^Yaga}>
3 Mar 2003, 9:25 PM
Ha ha ha. LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS. HA HA HA HA. MOTHERFUCKER, GAZE AT IT. HAA HAA HAA HAA.
on wandering, north by <~>
3 Mar 2003, 9:10 PM
Is this a joke?? This is the most bitterly derisive piece of poetry ever written. When you rhyme hope with joke...well the act of RHYMING is a bit silly, isn't it? Unless it is transparent. Which in this case, it isn't. 7 for not making your intentions clearer.
on Summer by MaliqaTara
3 Mar 2003, 9:09 PM
I've read much worse.
on Perversions 5: Kink vs. Mothra by razorgrin
3 Mar 2003, 9:08 PM
Poemes huh? Fucking talentless poseur. You don't have the talent, you know? The talent. That's what's missing. Irreverence, gore, who gives a shit. Raise your hand. The class is silent.
on What the runes said by INTRANSIT
3 Mar 2003, 9:06 PM
Interesting work. Nice narrative. Doesn't say a whole hell of a lot very clearly.
on Mississipi Murder by scitz
3 Mar 2003, 9:05 PM
1. Don't give a fuck what inspired it. 2. You rhymed shot by there own creed with "ethnic need". You took something serious and turned into a piece of shit, good work. If you're going to tackle big issues you could at least try a little harder.
replying on THE FATHER by w~* ATHENA *~w
23 Feb 2003, 4:58 PM
The irony of "Less Is More" is that LMVDR was a fatass.
on Ad patres el prostitute by <{Baba^Yaga}>
23 Feb 2003, 4:55 PM
As far as this poem is concerned, pump up the irony, use it as a tragic device.
replying on Ad patres el prostitute by <{Baba^Yaga}>
23 Feb 2003, 4:29 PM
Thanks for the tip honeypie
replying on Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo
22 Feb 2003, 7:07 PM
He's <i>always</i> right
replying on Moo Gai Pai lover (dedicated to Settle) by Sylvia Bravo
22 Feb 2003, 7:00 PM
Yo! Nes! MAYBE.