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I love your pink little bow (Free verse) by <{Baba^Yaga}>
You look at me a fucking Jew What? You didn't think i knew? Fucking nigger, stupid chump I'll kick your ass and bake your rump Joseph Stalin was my dad, and yes i think that's fucking rad Don't get mad cuz i'm bad Don't be sad since i'm glad Nigger in the trunk Call you punk I bet you like the taste of spunk while listening to Grand Funk and smoking bunk just last week you claimed me a hunk, but now i've gone and said it huh Chirtle durp de durpe de duh I bet you thought me fair and not the kind to sit and stare Did you assume i really cared The psychic hotline bid beware And you call yourself MacBeth Well, hello i am the son of Seth i saw you last week chewing cock at the disco down the block and yes i make this up at will a better poet by far still a marxist pompous spittle brat a charlie horse and laundry mat you were thinking Em N em? Better yet i'm Dj flem I'm downloading super grass while fucking your poor mother's ass I do this each and every day the queen of wit the king of gay. Just one more thing before i go I love your pink little bow.

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Down the ladder: 11th September (a senyru)

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.4
Weighted score: 5.7
Overall Rank: 1954
Posted: March 3, 2003 5:15 PM PST; Last modified: March 3, 2003 5:15 PM PST
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Comments:
[2] Crakyamuni @ 140.211.119.153 | 3-Mar-03/6:10 PM | Reply
And when he saw his own reflection he never once thought introspection.?
[n/a] <~> @ 167.206.181.179 > Crakyamuni | 4-Mar-03/10:17 AM | Reply
introspection is a wellspring here, sirrah.
[9] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 | 3-Mar-03/9:25 PM | Reply
Ha ha ha. LOOK HOW WIDE MY MOUTH IS. HA HA HA HA. MOTHERFUCKER, GAZE AT IT. HAA HAA HAA HAA.
[n/a] Jeremi B. Handrinos @ 24.126.113.154 > TanHand | 5-Mar-03/7:55 PM | Reply
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[8] INTRANSIT @ 152.163.188.72 | 4-Mar-03/3:39 PM | Reply
So much better than: DJ Hock a loogie.
[n/a] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 4-Mar-03/8:38 PM | Reply
I thought that you said the pink ones had let you done, bitch?
[5] emeraldeyes @ 198.247.178.175 | 5-Mar-03/7:07 PM | Reply
i can hear this as a rap song that i'll probably be enjoy in the near future...
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