I actually like you. I wrote "HOW TO BE FUNNY" for Bill Z Bub but also to a lesser extent for you. Take a look.

Everyone's happier when you're fucked off - but since we're only happy when you're fucked off you can't see us being happy and thus you don't understand that when you're fucked off we're happy.

Well send it to me for critique!!

Dude I seriously wouldn't just sit there while he offends you like that.

The prefix be-, very creative.

Why don't you test this hypothesis with Bill Z. Bub and drown yourselves nude in a comanly way?

I'm sorry for your troubles - I never intended / don't think I did anything to cause them. Sorry about your son.

I don't remember forwarding her any emails between you or I and if I did it couldn't have mattered much. The contents of those emails are totally vapid and or uninteresting. I have you two split between two email accounts anyway. God knows why I email you at all. I suppose I can't ignore people. I'm too polite.

I had no intention to stir ship up mr. 8, believe me. I'm very sorry if that's happened, but when you get down to it it has less to do with my bad intentions (which don't exist) or carelesness and more to do with psychosises of certain peopleoids.

So all of a sudden I'm intelligent? You could have fooled me. Thanks for the heads up in that regard (to me being intelligent).

Idiot.

This hurts all the more coming from someone with a job in the music industry. If I kickstarted the Muti I appologize, it was never my intention to do that. She did some of this on her own accord though, it should be noted that I probably didn't so much kickstart as I did goad and otherwise hasten her nasty conclusions.

Black girls hate being called "Brown Sugar". My nose is still bleeding...I guess you have to be old and british to get away with that.

My favourite part is "nuts and chocolate milk"?

Yeah but I met fred segal once