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Free verse № 36118

Disgusting Stickmen

by Bobjim

Member since 2002 · Posted 15 Jan 2003 · Edited 21 Feb 2003 · 32 comments

. 0 . . /|> . whacking the monkey / \ __ 0--oo . . /\ || ___ evacuating an enema 0 /U|U\ Blond o / \ 0 /|> o | /|> Teaching in Alabama / \ / \ 0--oo . . /\ || __ . __ |.| <--- oakland California --- 0 /|\ _ o|o---'0' // \\ || <--- A texan forming (He's screwing a buffalo) 0 <|> The 2-headed monster / \

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32 comments

[10] Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:24 AM Reply
What the fuck? Who is that?
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:30 AM Reply
It's a stickman whacking it off dumbass.
I'll add more, but right now I'm in the libery and the liberians are patrolling. They just threw someone out for laughing, so if they see this....
[n/a] Bobjim › Bobjim 17-Jan-03/11:34 AM Reply
I added 3 more! Also comments! This should offend some stupid fuck at least.
[n/a] Bobjim › Bobjim 17-Jan-03/11:57 AM Reply
Added a guaranted offender. Hee-hee.
[10] Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:31 AM Reply
No, the question was *who*?
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:42 AM Reply
A. stickman (Mr)
[10] Ranger › Bobjim 15-Jan-03/5:51 AM Reply
Yes yes, but who's it based on (okay, now I'm really taking the piss!)
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 17-Jan-03/11:56 AM Reply
No, your asking for it.
[10] Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:32 AM Reply
Also, were you intending I vote for this?
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:43 AM Reply
No I was hoping you'd complain.
[10] Ranger › Bobjim 15-Jan-03/5:52 AM Reply
No problemo, senor
[10] Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:33 AM Reply
Out of curiosity, why is his head seperated from his body? Surely that's gonna hurt...
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 15-Jan-03/5:44 AM Reply
How do you know? Has it ever happened to you?
[10] Ranger › Bobjim 15-Jan-03/5:52 AM Reply
Funnily enough...
[0] poemwanker 15-Jan-03/8:26 AM Reply
Cum on now, that's just not appropriate. It's far too small for us to see.
[10] Ranger 17-Jan-03/12:01 PM Reply
Anyone in particular?
[n/a] Bobjim › Ranger 20-Jan-03/1:46 PM Reply
Yes. Can someone make nentwined see this?
[n/a] Bobjim › Bobjim 20-Jan-03/1:52 PM Reply
Also added one to offend D.A. Hee-hee.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Bobjim 20-Jan-03/2:29 PM Reply
Which one is supposed to offend me?

Oh, wait. You actually think I'm from Texas.
[n/a] Bobjim the II › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 20-Jan-03/3:26 PM Reply
No, I know you screw buffalo, dumbass.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. › Bobjim the II 20-Jan-03/5:19 PM Reply
You're rubbish at offending people.
[n/a] Bobjim › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Feb-03/4:27 PM Reply
And your poetry is shite.
[n/a] TanHand › -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. 21-Feb-03/10:55 PM Reply
Dude I seriously wouldn't just sit there while he offends you like that.
[n/a] deleted user › Bobjim 20-Jan-03/3:03 PM Reply
well, maybe if 10 were his magic number, like that fulljoyslotcat girl. you know, the psy-vamp?
otherwise, you only offend yourself sirrah.
[0] poemwanker › deleted user 21-Jan-03/1:54 AM Reply
I think we should put porn on this site.
[n/a] Bobjim › poemwanker 5-Feb-03/1:07 PM Reply
I concur.

Might I add what a great suggestion that is.

Can we have kiddies.
[n/a] Bobjim › Bobjim 21-Feb-03/4:28 PM Reply
Opps, already did have kiddies. (Think about it)
[0] poemwanker 17-Jan-03/2:05 PM Reply
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!

I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.

Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
[10] Bachus 17-Jan-03/6:48 PM Reply
the best yet. it hardly palliates your condition though. here's a SWAGGER AWARD! ON THIS FINE DAY..OTAY!p
[10] cleverdevice 20-Jan-03/3:18 AM Reply
Oh yes.
[8] lunar 9-Apr-03/9:40 AM Reply
this is good! hardly porn though
[5] fevriere 25-Mar-04/9:27 AM Reply
This is concrete poetry.