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Disgusting Stickmen (Free verse) by Bobjim . 0 . .
/|> . whacking the monkey
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0--oo . .
/\ || ___ evacuating an enema
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/U|U\ Blond
o
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/|> o
| /|> Teaching in Alabama
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0--oo . .
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|.| <--- oakland California
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o|o---'0'
// \\ || <--- A texan forming (He's screwing a buffalo)
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<|> The 2-headed monster
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Up the ladder:
Skin on My Soup
Down the ladder:
The importance of lighting
Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 6.2
Posted: January 15, 2003 5:21 AM PST; Last modified: February 21, 2003 4:31 PM PSTWeighted score: 5.1430435 Overall Rank: 5355 The following users have marked this poem on their favorites list:
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No, the question was *who*?
A. stickman (Mr)
Yes yes, but who's it based on (okay, now I'm really taking the piss!)
No, your asking for it.
Also, were you intending I vote for this?
No I was hoping you'd complain.
No problemo, senor
Out of curiosity, why is his head seperated from his body? Surely that's gonna hurt...
How do you know? Has it ever happened to you?
Funnily enough...
Cum on now, that's just not appropriate. It's far too small for us to see.
Anyone in particular?
Yes. Can someone make nentwined see this?
Also added one to offend D.A. Hee-hee.
Which one is supposed to offend me?
Oh, wait. You actually think I'm from Texas.
No, I know you screw buffalo, dumbass.
You're rubbish at offending people.
And your poetry is shite.
Dude I seriously wouldn't just sit there while he offends you like that.
well, maybe if 10 were his magic number, like that fulljoyslotcat girl. you know, the psy-vamp?
otherwise, you only offend yourself sirrah.
I think we should put porn on this site.
I concur.
Might I add what a great suggestion that is. Can we have kiddies.
Opps, already did have kiddies. (Think about it)
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!
I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck. Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
the best yet. it hardly palliates your condition though. here's a SWAGGER AWARD! ON THIS FINE DAY..OTAY!p
Oh yes.
this is good! hardly porn though
This is concrete poetry.
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I'll add more, but right now I'm in the libery and the liberians are patrolling. They just threw someone out for laughing, so if they see this....