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Disgusting Stickmen (Free verse) by Bobjim
. 0 . . /|> . whacking the monkey / \ __ 0--oo . . /\ || ___ evacuating an enema 0 /U|U\ Blond o / \ 0 /|> o | /|> Teaching in Alabama / \ / \ 0--oo . . /\ || __ . __ |.| <--- oakland California --- 0 /|\ _ o|o---'0' // \\ || <--- A texan forming (He's screwing a buffalo) 0 <|> The 2-headed monster / \

Up the ladder: Skin on My Soup
Down the ladder: The importance of lighting

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.2
Weighted score: 5.1430435
Overall Rank: 5298
Posted: January 15, 2003 5:21 AM PST; Last modified: February 21, 2003 4:31 PM PST
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Comments:
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/5:24 AM | Reply
What the fuck? Who is that?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 15-Jan-03/5:30 AM | Reply
It's a stickman whacking it off dumbass.
I'll add more, but right now I'm in the libery and the liberians are patrolling. They just threw someone out for laughing, so if they see this....
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > Bobjim | 17-Jan-03/11:34 AM | Reply
I added 3 more! Also comments! This should offend some stupid fuck at least.
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > Bobjim | 17-Jan-03/11:57 AM | Reply
Added a guaranted offender. Hee-hee.
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/5:31 AM | Reply
No, the question was *who*?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 15-Jan-03/5:42 AM | Reply
A. stickman (Mr)
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > Bobjim | 15-Jan-03/5:51 AM | Reply
Yes yes, but who's it based on (okay, now I'm really taking the piss!)
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > Ranger | 17-Jan-03/11:56 AM | Reply
No, your asking for it.
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/5:32 AM | Reply
Also, were you intending I vote for this?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 15-Jan-03/5:43 AM | Reply
No I was hoping you'd complain.
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > Bobjim | 15-Jan-03/5:52 AM | Reply
No problemo, senor
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/5:33 AM | Reply
Out of curiosity, why is his head seperated from his body? Surely that's gonna hurt...
[n/a] Bobjim @ 212.219.142.161 > Ranger | 15-Jan-03/5:44 AM | Reply
How do you know? Has it ever happened to you?
[10] Ranger @ 212.219.142.161 > Bobjim | 15-Jan-03/5:52 AM | Reply
Funnily enough...
[0] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 | 15-Jan-03/8:26 AM | Reply
Cum on now, that's just not appropriate. It's far too small for us to see.
[10] Ranger @ 81.132.42.59 | 17-Jan-03/12:01 PM | Reply
Anyone in particular?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > Ranger | 20-Jan-03/1:46 PM | Reply
Yes. Can someone make nentwined see this?
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.42.59 > Bobjim | 20-Jan-03/1:52 PM | Reply
Also added one to offend D.A. Hee-hee.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Bobjim | 20-Jan-03/2:29 PM | Reply
Which one is supposed to offend me?

Oh, wait. You actually think I'm from Texas.
[n/a] Bobjim the II @ 81.132.42.59 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 20-Jan-03/3:26 PM | Reply
No, I know you screw buffalo, dumbass.
[n/a] -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215 > Bobjim the II | 20-Jan-03/5:19 PM | Reply
You're rubbish at offending people.
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.2.157 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Feb-03/4:27 PM | Reply
And your poetry is shite.
[n/a] TanHand @ 68.14.26.239 > -=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. | 21-Feb-03/10:55 PM | Reply
Dude I seriously wouldn't just sit there while he offends you like that.
[n/a] deleted user @ 67.84.171.238 > Bobjim | 20-Jan-03/3:03 PM | Reply
well, maybe if 10 were his magic number, like that fulljoyslotcat girl. you know, the psy-vamp?
otherwise, you only offend yourself sirrah.
[0] poemwanker @ 212.219.142.161 > deleted user | 21-Jan-03/1:54 AM | Reply
I think we should put porn on this site.
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.131.19.142 > poemwanker | 5-Feb-03/1:07 PM | Reply
I concur.

Might I add what a great suggestion that is.

Can we have kiddies.
[n/a] Bobjim @ 81.132.2.157 > Bobjim | 21-Feb-03/4:28 PM | Reply
Opps, already did have kiddies. (Think about it)
[0] poemwanker @ 81.132.42.59 | 17-Jan-03/2:05 PM | Reply
Hey, great-you got yaself a poemWanker award!

I hope there's one for abusive language. If not, fuck.

Good to see *someone's* trying to put porn on this site, it's just what we need!
[10] Bachus @ 24.126.113.154 | 17-Jan-03/6:48 PM | Reply
the best yet. it hardly palliates your condition though. here's a SWAGGER AWARD! ON THIS FINE DAY..OTAY!p
[10] cleverdevice @ 212.219.142.161 | 20-Jan-03/3:18 AM | Reply
Oh yes.
[8] lunar @ 195.92.67.74 | 9-Apr-03/9:40 AM | Reply
this is good! hardly porn though
[5] fevriere @ 62.254.128.6 | 25-Mar-04/9:27 AM | Reply
This is concrete poetry.
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