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Re: What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss 15-Mar-03/11:19 AM
what do you want from me? it's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, you're ruining everything etc.
Re: Live by Luv2write 19-Mar-03/7:09 PM
Pop Quiz: what did Kurt Godel, Ludwig Wittgenstein and Werner Heisenberg prove? Answer: you don't know, you can't know, you can't say and you can't understand. This applies to everything. Even Christian theology implies these things. You should stop being so goddamned selfish and give something back to the earth instead of engaging in futile debate concerning what is none of your business. It don't matter. It just don't matter. Oh god we can't even establish causality *WUH HUH HUH* can't observe something without affecting it *SNRKNKNK* language is no better than mathematics, which is a pile of hooey anyway **SBBLLB WUH HUH HUH HUH, HUH WUH WUH** Bertrand Russell where are you now that we need you here?? **WUH HUH HUH** Whitehead?? Anyone??????///////////////////
Re: A Haiku-cum-thingy (really) by Bobjim 24-Mar-03/2:20 PM
okay so my inbox says girls with buckets of cum on their heads and I'm like it must be hard to balance a bucket on your head
Re: Why? Pt 1 by hdw 30-Mar-03/10:49 PM
Can't wait for pt.2!! Hope you don't pull a history of the world on our asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Re: Morning Gory by Bobjim 7-Apr-03/3:51 PM
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regarding some deleted poem... 7-Apr-03/3:52 PM
dreamed up by benjamin franklin to help farmers if I'm not mistaken. WHORE.
Re: Love by horus8 29-Jun-03/6:52 PM
POWDERED SUGAR IS 5% CORN STARCH TO PREVENT CLUMPING
Re: the photobooth by Bill Z Bub 5-Jul-03/7:59 PM
Didn't settle do this poem like, last year?? 0
Re: Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 19-Aug-03/6:19 PM
Jeremi told me I was a lesbian. He knows so much about these things. And in response to the second stanza, do you know how fucking hard it is to find a place right now?? This girl wanted me to live in her living room, now she's moving out. Sweet Jesu, sweet Jesu Glace cut in chunks and whipped into Calvanist roulade filling, this is frustrating.
Re: The United Face of Totally Grody by Shardik 20-Aug-03/9:14 PM
whatttttt the fuckkkkkkkkk
Re: Women have Babies and Men Murder. by horus8 21-Aug-03/4:18 PM
SUMMER POEM: The woman at the court asked me if my vegetables were fresh so I blew smoke at her and then I woke to found my fingertips wrinkled from the nectarine pit I was holding.
Re: D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22-Aug-03/5:29 PM
The definative cocksucking poem is one I wrote a long while back, entitled "tender cock of morning": http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=41878

In one stanza I rhyme menhirs with weiners.
regarding some deleted poem... 23-Aug-03/10:28 PM
I am taller than Horus8 - and better looking.
Re: By Now by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I led such a poetic life. I'm jealous, frankly.
Re: Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:16 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
Re: Anna Kournikova (Pretense of Wesley Willis) by Lie2MePinnochio 27-Aug-03/8:17 AM
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
'til you're zestfully clean"
Re: Nightshades by Bachus 27-Aug-03/2:20 PM
BEST POEM EVER.......sdfsdfsdffdssdffsdsdfdsffdsfdssfd

NINE NINE NINE NINEasfdgfadfjyuariuye
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Aug-03/2:21 PM
Shelly is a girls name dude. 8.
regarding some deleted poem... 27-Aug-03/2:22 PM
ha ha brilliant. 9.
Re: A Prayer For God's Soldiers As They Kill For Him by Edna Sweetlove 23-May-06/5:59 PM
"Up the ladder: leah
Down the ladder: IN THESE DREAMS FOREVER "
Welcome to hell. How does a titmouse carry so many textbooks? Tweet tweet (that's how). Props to Jeremi Handrinos if he's still around.


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