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The United Face of Totally Grody (Free verse) by Shardik
Pass me thee unsalted cracker rag
and I shall Pop star you a wheelie.
Then gag me a dual nut sacker, fag(e)
In the United States of totally grody(ie)
Meet me at the emptied bike rack
We'll bust a phat brody an drink pepsi free.
Before Mrs. Felcher's Physics (cl)ass.
Spit wads and rock hard
candy nipples. When she pushes
her glasses back up the
whole world sighs a boner.
In Welch's grape flavor
Frito -=O=- lay me down for a nappy.
Then deforest me Canada, I want it all(y)
Her wick'd lumber stacked like vertebrate
Curl me a stoned beaver.
Deadly death me dead Ward cleaver
and the Seavers, and you will
see no grievers. just
a handful of jelly bean condoms
and a jarred bearded fetus.
___ O----> in
Simony /\ Omnivours | | Earwigs \/ ^ your
\/ |___| ^ ^ good
^^^ ear
A mighty Sequoia paint brush collection
An ancient Oak flea ridden doghouse
A pine coffin for my dead(ly) things
A precious Ash monogrammed cigar box
[I don't even smoke]
A Maple spaggetti sauce spoon
Cherry wood suspenders for president(s)
Apple pipe your Senator's face
Giant filthy nigger pores
and sunscreen campers with asian eyes
Environmentally safe bug spray
and sex on a moth ball stuffed bipolar
bear that your great Uncle Charles
named Harry right after
he put a bullet through
it's tight white skull
and brain (less)
seal sucking day planner.
Let's Harry palm pilot our farewells.
And then R.I.P out another mother's heart
on a Rasco scooter in Florida.
In these United Dualities of Totally Grody.
How many useless idiots does it
take to screw in a Nucleur self
screwing lightbulb?
Every single one of you.
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Arithmetic Mean: 5.75
Weighted score: 5.201706
Overall Rank: 4539
Posted: August 20, 2003 12:35 PM PDT; Last modified: August 20, 2003 12:35 PM PDT
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