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The United Face of Totally Grody (Free verse) by Shardik
Pass me thee unsalted cracker rag and I shall Pop star you a wheelie. Then gag me a dual nut sacker, fag(e) In the United States of totally grody(ie) Meet me at the emptied bike rack We'll bust a phat brody an drink pepsi free. Before Mrs. Felcher's Physics (cl)ass. Spit wads and rock hard candy nipples. When she pushes her glasses back up the whole world sighs a boner. In Welch's grape flavor Frito -=O=- lay me down for a nappy. Then deforest me Canada, I want it all(y) Her wick'd lumber stacked like vertebrate Curl me a stoned beaver. Deadly death me dead Ward cleaver and the Seavers, and you will see no grievers. just a handful of jelly bean condoms and a jarred bearded fetus. ___ O----> in Simony /\ Omnivours | | Earwigs \/ ^ your \/ |___| ^ ^ good ^^^ ear A mighty Sequoia paint brush collection An ancient Oak flea ridden doghouse A pine coffin for my dead(ly) things A precious Ash monogrammed cigar box [I don't even smoke] A Maple spaggetti sauce spoon Cherry wood suspenders for president(s) Apple pipe your Senator's face Giant filthy nigger pores and sunscreen campers with asian eyes Environmentally safe bug spray and sex on a moth ball stuffed bipolar bear that your great Uncle Charles named Harry right after he put a bullet through it's tight white skull and brain (less) seal sucking day planner. Let's Harry palm pilot our farewells. And then R.I.P out another mother's heart on a Rasco scooter in Florida. In these United Dualities of Totally Grody. How many useless idiots does it take to screw in a Nucleur self screwing lightbulb? Every single one of you.

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