on Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Mar 2003, 1:33 PM
THEN SHE POOFS INTO A VAMPYRE AND FLYS AWAY FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP (RIGHT???)
on some deleted poem
6 Mar 2003, 5:42 AM
Why are you in such a bad mood anyway? Lunarly spurned?
on some deleted poem
3 Mar 2003, 9:28 PM
I like the short ones. They don't feel as overworked.
on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos
5 Mar 2003, 10:37 PM
This poem is like a fresh bayleaf immersed in hot hot butter.
on The Astronaut in Trouble by Fear of Garbage
3 Mar 2003, 9:36 PM
Settle's astronaut poem was much better. Bless him. 3.
on some deleted poem
10 Mar 2003, 8:36 PM
Replace all instances of "blood" with Kim-Chee.
on The disfigured BlackSmith is loved by <{Baba^Yaga}>
5 Mar 2003, 3:36 PM
Have you seen him dressed in gray? When he looks so very gay? And he minces all around, while he dances to the sound, have you seen him dressed in gray?
on Heart Made of Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom
10 Mar 2003, 4:32 PM
Here's my version!! I hope you like it!!
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
on some deleted poem
3 Mar 2003, 9:45 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE CANNIBALISM, FUCKING POSEURS. I ONCE ATE HUMAN FLESH BECAUSE I WAS TRICKED AND IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY.
on G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah
3 Mar 2003, 9:43 PM
It's worth mentioning that you should never do anyone a favour so great that you cannot think of a way they could repay you.
on i said, he said by eyzwdeshut
3 Mar 2003, 9:32 PM
Oh dear no I've embarassed myself.
on Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos
6 Mar 2003, 5:53 AM
Jesus christ, POW Tea blend is delicious. Prince of Wales that is. Goddamn.
on i said, he said by eyzwdeshut
3 Mar 2003, 9:31 PM
Boring, nice layout.
OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT
COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER
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DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT
COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER
/
,,,
| @ .-.
\_c / )
\_ ____/ /
\`-._/ /
\ /`- /
\/ /
\ /
(\/
| \
/ |
/_) |_) VK
DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
on Cannibalism by Enki
3 Mar 2003, 9:29 PM
Have you actually ever tasted human flesh? I have. Know who Nathaniel Bar-Jonah is? Well he's in jail. I once was at one of his dinner parties in MA.
This reminds me of this one time in the bathroom stall I was tapping the divider...TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP I know ur in there lol TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP holmes, homeslice TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP then he shot himself in the face like in Full Metal Jacker. Pie-Ull! KABLAM! Get it??
on some deleted poem
4 Mar 2003, 10:40 PM
Have you ever read like, a real actual poem? Stealing shooting pushing wanting. Those words sound nice. Try using them. They're musical.
on some deleted poem
4 Mar 2003, 10:35 PM
You're barking up the wrong tree (you witless clusterfuck)
on Prometheus sang for vultures by horus8
5 Mar 2003, 12:22 PM
You're no poet you're just a man without shame.
on some deleted poem
4 Mar 2003, 10:41 PM
Look I don't pretend to be particularly well versed in anything, but you two really deserve eachother.
on An Ode to minorties that use Paprika by Shardik
4 Mar 2003, 10:16 PM
Still sucks.