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20 most recent comments by TanHand (21-40)

regarding some deleted poem... 3-Mar-03/9:28 PM
I like the short ones. They don't feel as overworked.
Re: Cannibalism by Enki 3-Mar-03/9:29 PM
Have you actually ever tasted human flesh? I have. Know who Nathaniel Bar-Jonah is? Well he's in jail. I once was at one of his dinner parties in MA.
Re: i said, he said by eyzwdeshut 3-Mar-03/9:31 PM
Boring, nice layout.
OKAY WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO PUT
THIS LARGE RATHER SUGGESTIVE BUT
COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS REAM OF PAPER

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DUDE YOUR MINDS ARE SO IN THE GUTTER
Re: i said, he said by eyzwdeshut 3-Mar-03/9:32 PM
Oh dear no I've embarassed myself.
Re: The Astronaut in Trouble by Fear of Garbage 3-Mar-03/9:36 PM
Settle's astronaut poem was much better. Bless him. 3.
Re: G-Spot Blues. by spank me baby yeah 3-Mar-03/9:43 PM
It's worth mentioning that you should never do anyone a favour so great that you cannot think of a way they could repay you.
regarding some deleted poem... 3-Mar-03/9:45 PM
ENOUGH WITH THE CANNIBALISM, FUCKING POSEURS. I ONCE ATE HUMAN FLESH BECAUSE I WAS TRICKED AND IT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY.
Re: An Ode to minorties that use Paprika by Shardik 4-Mar-03/10:16 PM
Still sucks.
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Mar-03/10:35 PM
You're barking up the wrong tree (you witless clusterfuck)
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Mar-03/10:40 PM
Have you ever read like, a real actual poem? Stealing shooting pushing wanting. Those words sound nice. Try using them. They're musical.
regarding some deleted poem... 4-Mar-03/10:41 PM
Look I don't pretend to be particularly well versed in anything, but you two really deserve eachother.
Re: Prometheus sang for vultures by horus8 5-Mar-03/12:22 PM
You're no poet you're just a man without shame.
Re: Hecate, and the high hunt by <{Baba^Yaga}> 5-Mar-03/1:33 PM
THEN SHE POOFS INTO A VAMPYRE AND FLYS AWAY FLAP FLAP FLAP FLAP (RIGHT???)
Re: The disfigured BlackSmith is loved by <{Baba^Yaga}> 5-Mar-03/3:36 PM
Have you seen him dressed in gray? When he looks so very gay? And he minces all around, while he dances to the sound, have you seen him dressed in gray?
Re: Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos 5-Mar-03/10:37 PM
This poem is like a fresh bayleaf immersed in hot hot butter.
Re: Loud Taps by celiff 5-Mar-03/10:40 PM
This reminds me of this one time in the bathroom stall I was tapping the divider...TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP I know ur in there lol TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP holmes, homeslice TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP then he shot himself in the face like in Full Metal Jacker. Pie-Ull! KABLAM! Get it??
regarding some deleted poem... 6-Mar-03/5:42 AM
Why are you in such a bad mood anyway? Lunarly spurned?
Re: Sweet, Sweet... Daddy by Jeremi B. Handrinos 6-Mar-03/5:53 AM
Jesus christ, POW Tea blend is delicious. Prince of Wales that is. Goddamn.
Re: Heart Made of Glass by thepinkbunnyofdoom 10-Mar-03/4:32 PM
Here's my version!! I hope you like it!!

Once I had a love and it was a gas
Soon turned out had a heart of glass
Seemed like the real thing, only to find
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
Once I had a love and it was divine
Soon found out I was losing my mind
It seemed like the real thing but I was so blind
Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

In between
What I find is pleasing and I'm feeling fine
Love is so confusing there's no peace of mind
If I fear I'm losing you it's just no good
You teasing like you do
regarding some deleted poem... 10-Mar-03/8:36 PM
Replace all instances of "blood" with Kim-Chee.


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