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G-Spot Blues. (Free verse) by spank me baby yeah Theres nothing finer than a womans vagina,
When the lights are low,
That?s when I go,
Down below,
Into her preen forest for a picnic,
And then something happens to my dick,
Trying to locate the G spot,
Shes screaming: come on baby give it all you got,
I search until my jaw locks,
Then she kicks me off in disgust,
Failed to detonate her meat box,
Blame it on a bad pint,
For a males poor lack of thrust.
Up the ladder:
Forget I Asked
Down the ladder:
squeeze
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Posted: March 3, 2003 9:07 AM PST; Last modified: March 3, 2003 9:07 AM PSTWeighted score: 5.0596013 Overall Rank: 6676 Comments:
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-=Dark_Angel=-, P.I. @ 131.111.212.215
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3-Mar-03/9:19 AM
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whateva ho
you are gay.
You must apply a consistant pulsing pressure to the clitoris while (using lips and tongue) (every so often thrust your tongue deep into the vulva to then come back quickly to the clitoris or use your fingers or thumb in the vagina while still working the clitoris (this is what i call the triple threat) [this could take any where from ten minutes to an hour but you have to be gentle yet firm and maintain pressure, that's key] having your arms under her legs vaulting them up both hands latched onto breasts rubbing softly upon the nipples or try the boob jiggle (slowly jiggle the boobs counterclockwise alternately).
This insures multiple orgasms and a face full of piss. Now that the woman is satasfied you can mount her in any fashion imaginable even anuly if need be, because my friend you have satasfied her needs beyond the call of duty and first before yours, making you a gentlemen and a thorough bred expert. i am a hustler. i am a fag. i am a genius. i am a pimp mac daddy poet with the best of all worlds, and above all i know what i'm talking about you on the other hand, don't. i get paid for it.
2 questions:
is the face full of piss really necessary? what recommandations for fellatio?
No, but some woman have really powerful orgasms losing control of their bladders when this method of oral sex is applied properly.
I've seen it spray across the room. Second question? giving or recieving
i see.
2--giving, of course.
Is it giving away trade secrets if you let me in?
We're all very good in bed here at poemranker. Take me for example. Amazing. Simply amazing.
When I'm good, I'm very good, but when I'm bad, I get a substancially bigger tip(no pun intended).
howz about a tip for us girls with a limited sexual palette?
you're an omnivore, sweet man. have you tips for the ladies who prefer men?
It's worth mentioning that you should never do anyone a favour so great that you cannot think of a way they could repay you.
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