poemranker ::20 most recent comments by TanHand

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on the photobooth by Bill Z Bub 5 Jul 2003, 7:59 PM
Didn't settle do this poem like, last year?? 0
on some deleted poem 7 Apr 2003, 3:52 PM
dreamed up by benjamin franklin to help farmers if I'm not mistaken. WHORE.
on By Now by Lie2MePinnochio 27 Aug 2003, 8:15 AM
Sometimes I wish I led such a poetic life. I'm jealous, frankly.
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
on Nightshades by Bachus 27 Aug 2003, 2:20 PM
BEST POEM EVER.......sdfsdfsdffdssdffsdsdfdsffdsfdssfd

NINE NINE NINE NINEasfdgfadfjyuariuye
on some deleted poem 27 Aug 2003, 2:21 PM
Shelly is a girls name dude. 8.
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Zest: "you're not fully clean
'til you're zestfully clean"
on some deleted poem 27 Aug 2003, 2:22 PM
ha ha brilliant. 9.
on some deleted poem 23 Aug 2003, 10:28 PM
I am taller than Horus8 - and better looking.
on D.I.Y.M Syndrome by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 22 Aug 2003, 5:29 PM
The definative cocksucking poem is one I wrote a long while back, entitled "tender cock of morning": http://www.poemranker.com/poem-details.jsp?id=41878

In one stanza I rhyme menhirs with weiners.
on Women have Babies and Men Murder. by horus8 21 Aug 2003, 4:18 PM
SUMMER POEM: The woman at the court asked me if my vegetables were fresh so I blew smoke at her and then I woke to found my fingertips wrinkled from the nectarine pit I was holding.
on The United Face of Totally Grody by Shardik 20 Aug 2003, 9:14 PM
whatttttt the fuckkkkkkkkk
on Waves (2) by Rilke4ClosetLesbians 19 Aug 2003, 6:19 PM
Jeremi told me I was a lesbian. He knows so much about these things. And in response to the second stanza, do you know how fucking hard it is to find a place right now?? This girl wanted me to live in her living room, now she's moving out. Sweet Jesu, sweet Jesu Glace cut in chunks and whipped into Calvanist roulade filling, this is frustrating.
on Morning Gory by Bobjim 7 Apr 2003, 3:51 PM
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on Why? Pt 1 by hdw 30 Mar 2003, 10:49 PM
Can't wait for pt.2!! Hope you don't pull a history of the world on our asses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
on A Haiku-cum-thingy (really) by Bobjim 24 Mar 2003, 2:20 PM
okay so my inbox says girls with buckets of cum on their heads and I'm like it must be hard to balance a bucket on your head
on Live by Luv2write 19 Mar 2003, 7:09 PM
Pop Quiz: what did Kurt Godel, Ludwig Wittgenstein and Werner Heisenberg prove? Answer: you don't know, you can't know, you can't say and you can't understand. This applies to everything. Even Christian theology implies these things. You should stop being so goddamned selfish and give something back to the earth instead of engaging in futile debate concerning what is none of your business. It don't matter. It just don't matter. Oh god we can't even establish causality *WUH HUH HUH* can't observe something without affecting it *SNRKNKNK* language is no better than mathematics, which is a pile of hooey anyway **SBBLLB WUH HUH HUH HUH, HUH WUH WUH** Bertrand Russell where are you now that we need you here?? **WUH HUH HUH** Whitehead?? Anyone??????///////////////////
on What Do You Want From Me? by Bonehiss 15 Mar 2003, 11:19 AM
what do you want from me? it's not how it used to be. You've taken my life away, you're ruining everything etc.
on Love by horus8 29 Jun 2003, 6:52 PM
POWDERED SUGAR IS 5% CORN STARCH TO PREVENT CLUMPING
"Up the ladder: leah
Down the ladder: IN THESE DREAMS FOREVER "
Welcome to hell. How does a titmouse carry so many textbooks? Tweet tweet (that's how). Props to Jeremi Handrinos if he's still around.