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A Prayer For God's Soldiers As They Kill For Him (Lyric) by Edna Sweetlove
Remember that you are the soldiers of the Lord In everything you say and how you act Fighting and dying for Christian America In the face of the evil of the Satanic pact! Be brave and pray to God every single day Kneeling in the sand by your automatic rifle Remember that the Lord will hear your every word And he will not regard them as a mere trifle. God might bring you safely home to your loving family If you fall down on your knees before his Cross And if you have to kill another man in self-defense Then he wants you to know he can share that loss. So get your toy gun out you worthless soldier boy And blow another helpless Arab to kingdom come And don't look so bloody fucking surprised When you get a grenade up your unwashed bum.

Up the ladder: Enigma

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Arithmetic Mean: 6.09375
Weighted score: 6.0927534
Overall Rank: 1151
Posted: May 14, 2006 3:14 AM PDT; Last modified: May 21, 2006 5:09 AM PDT
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Comments:
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.178.84.242 | 14-May-06/2:40 PM | Reply
Anal is next to godliness.
[8] ALChemy @ 71.75.176.68 > Edna Sweetlove | 14-May-06/3:00 PM | Reply
Do you always delete comments before you reply to them?
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.20.82 > ALChemy | 15-May-06/3:22 AM | Reply
Dear Alchemy: my apologies. I am new here and I didn't realise the red X was a delete button! So the answer is YES up to now but NO not again.
[5] Dovina @ 12.72.37.27 | 21-May-06/12:08 PM | Reply
I repeat: "Do you always delete comments before you reply to them?" If you want feedback here, get with the fricking program!!!
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.85.105 > Dovina | 23-May-06/10:25 AM | Reply
Dear Dovina: I only delete stupid comments from stupid people. Especially people who use phrases like "fricking program" and who overuse exclamantion marks.
[n/a] horus8 @ 24.126.112.227 | 21-May-06/10:36 PM | Reply
You must get bored without legs riding that portable caddy you call a carreer.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.85.105 > horus8 | 23-May-06/10:26 AM | Reply
Dear horus8: what's a carreer, you rude sod?
[4] wilco @ 24.92.74.122 | 22-May-06/8:34 PM | Reply
WOW! You ARE the most talented person on here! Are you George Bush?
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.85.105 > wilco | 23-May-06/10:27 AM | Reply
Dear Wilco, Thank you for your comment; I'd agree with your first point, but have to say NO to your question. He is a c***.
[2] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 | 23-May-06/11:47 AM | Reply
your satire is about as sharp as the unwashed bum.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 81.179.229.34 > lmp | 23-May-06/1:10 PM | Reply
And, dearest Imp, your wit smells like one.
[2] lmp @ 141.154.134.3 > Edna Sweetlove | 23-May-06/3:31 PM | Reply
i suppose you would know, eh? wot?
[9] TanHand @ 65.78.25.23 | 23-May-06/5:59 PM | Reply
"Up the ladder: leah
Down the ladder: IN THESE DREAMS FOREVER "
Welcome to hell. How does a titmouse carry so many textbooks? Tweet tweet (that's how). Props to Jeremi Handrinos if he's still around.
[n/a] Edna Sweetlove @ 85.210.25.78 > TanHand | 18-Jun-06/5:34 PM | Reply
piss off.
[10] Sing4Jesus! @ 85.210.247.54 | 13-Oct-06/3:50 PM | Reply
Yes! Yes! Yes! Jesus is there with you! He loves it when those Ay-rabs get killed! He loves it when Yank soldiers pray and sing him their lovely gospel nigra songs!
[10] mr cunt @ 85.210.206.184 | 25-Feb-07/6:44 PM | Reply
Great! You are a cunt, but a clever cunt, unlike the other cunts. You cunt.
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