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An Ode to minorties that use Paprika (Ode) by Shardik I like you black guy,
you should buy my lemon lime
beverage. I dig you Asian dude.
Accessorize your rice burner
with my American snap on tools.
Hey, Pollack! The Hungarian
restaurant down the street is
closed, so go wash your dishes in
another gutter. By the way, I like
you, here is your full metal
jacket. Thanks for the gloves
Captain Ted Turner. I like you,
possibly even love. Here is your
ode. Thanks for the Horchata and TNT.
Hot tamale Pedro with corn on a stick.
Mayonaise, and a backwards baseball
cap on every corner in sight.
But, do you have Paprika?
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Votes: (green: user, blue: anonymous)
Arithmetic Mean: 7.7272725
Posted: February 9, 2003 12:55 AM PST; Last modified: March 4, 2003 6:10 PM PSTWeighted score: 6.3636365 Overall Rank: 812 Comments:
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TanHand @ 68.14.26.239
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9-Feb-03/2:47 PM
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Being part hungarian, I think I can help you out here: first of all, it's spelled pollack, second, the slur for Hungarians is bohunk, third, the hungarian term for paprika is paprikosh.
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Shardik @ 24.126.113.154
> TanHand
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9-Feb-03/5:44 PM
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I'm part hungarian Gypsy, but this poem is about Osmosis fool. Not Hungarians, That, and being hungry. Hungry? I'm cooking soup for my son and myself currently. Care for a bowl?
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TanHand @ 68.14.26.239
> Shardik
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9-Feb-03/6:32 PM
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Gypsies aren't hungarians - they're scum. As for the leves: Igen, kerek - ehes vagyok...ennyi eleg lesz...nem!!! ez nekem nagyon sok lesz...Nagyon isletes. Nagyon finom volt, de nem kerek tobbet. Ha ha ha who's hungarian now motherfucker.
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<{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154
> TanHand
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9-Feb-03/7:29 PM
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I did not say gypsies in hungary or that gypsies are hungarian. i said hungarian gypsy. As for argue-ing in hungarian? any idiot with a computer can do that. granted not as poorly as you, but easily close.
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TanHand @ 68.14.26.239
> <{Baba^Yaga}>
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9-Feb-03/9:20 PM
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I told him that although his soup is delicious, he was giving me far too much (asswagon). P. Rawne calls diabetics and others in wheelchairs asswagon.
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<{Baba^Yaga}> @ 24.126.113.154
> TanHand
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9-Feb-03/7:57 PM
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Granted, it is better than your french.
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TanHand @ 68.14.26.239
> <{Baba^Yaga}>
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9-Feb-03/10:02 PM
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It wasn't my french. Remember, it was plagiarized. I suppose I have poor choice in french, as if it mattered. By the way - I just finished a 8 hour 11x14 inch watercolor painting of plaid. Does that make me gay or what's the deal. It's pretty goddamned depressing. A marvelous work of desolative proportions (and by that I mean ohmygod I gotta piss so bad)
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'I dig you Asian dude.....snap on tools'. Is its own poem. Many great images. The mexican hawking roasted maize is important. I shall write one too.
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Still sucks.
Don't be bitter.
Don't suck angry black cock.
Oh Shardik you do make me snigger Sir, you have got your hands full on this one but remember not to wear your baseball cap backwards, the constabulary will think one is a thug and put you in a cell with hairy itinerant Slovakian belles.
Curses ! where did one leave the bloody comerband, I am off to play canasta my dear boy - farewell now. -7 362 view(s)
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