Chaps boys you know what I mean As natural as rain in the morning Up the legs and zipper pulled with caution!!!22232424234 Let me in to your room In the safe fluoroescent light Our transformer hums spiritually I try you on, I lift you up The zipper rises like an elevator Top floor! HUFF! Chaps boys is a type of pant As natural as rain they wear like second skin Uptown or downtown they look like a million!!!!1221234442 Oh let me have your time In the office/nightclub light The watercooler/bassbox moves with noise We spin you around and submit you to the boss Loud loutish button, press it in It's in!! HUFF And I know it's summer Still I pray I have one more day for you I know it's summer Not winter anymore The snow has melted and you're no longer real Chaps, why do you melt? Chaps, what have you done with my poor heart? Chaps, where have you left my dreadful soul? Chaps, when will you return? Let me in. I won't be back Let me in. Chaps never come back